Study Proves Looking at breasts keeps men Healthy

[evox]

A German research published in New England Journal of Medicine and Weekly World News said that men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.

"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

http://news.softpedia.com/news/10-Minutes-Of-Staring-Boobs-Daily-Prolongs-Man-039-s-Life-by-5-Years-72490.shtml

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[crainger]

Chelsea Charms is just plain wrong...

[Zelda_fan]

This is a load of crap. I just got sick last week.

[evox]

This is a load of crap. I just got sick last week.
then you didn't look hard enough:D

[Butter Bandit]

This is a load of crap. I just got sick last week.

LOL :jumping:

[Redeemed]

This is a load of crap. I just got sick last week.

Man boobs don't count buddy...

[LORD-eX-Bu]

Pamela Anderson = :barf:

[Son Goku]

That could perhaps work for single men; but the only problem in our society is when someone can mary someone and they look OK. But as the aneversieries move along, the move towrds becomming a card carrying member of "sag" can progress :rofl

Soz, I just couldn't resist.... But too many hours watching soaps and eating bon-bons, well :D

[LinuxManMike]

Equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out??? I think the test subjects were doing more than just looking.

[SLippe]

If that is the case, then I'm the fittest mother****er here!! :D

[beagle]

Hmm, I wonder if there is a test they did on woman of a similar nature... :p

[SLippe]

Hmm, I wonder if there is a test they did on woman of a similar nature... :p
Yes, but it had the opposite effect. Most of the women in the study became ill from losing so much weight so fast from continous puking. Nobody wants to look at harbls all day! :barf:

http://www.e-owned.com/albums/userpics/10051/bewbs%20copy.jpg

[Revs]

I've just quit the gym. I'm gonna spend all my gym money on pics of boobs instead. I'll be as big as Bigman in no time! (nana2)

I always wondered how he got so big while spending so much time on his PC. :D

[zer0]

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp

[Tr1cK]

I'll have to agree. The wifes triple Ds do keep my heart pounding. :captnkill:

[LinuxManMike]

I'm sure they do Tr1cK, but real exercise takes hard work, dedication, and for some a glass of wine. So stop sitting around staring, go make it happen!

Lazy German scientists, just looking for an excuse to sit around all day, drink beer, and look at women. Important lesson I recently learned, sitting on your butt gets you nowhere, especially with women.

[Revs]

I'll have to agree. The wifes triple Ds do keep my heart pounding. :captnkill:

Tripple D's. I bet you wish you had three hands :D

[Tr1cK]

Tripple D's. I bet you wish you had three hands :D
I wish my mouth was bigger. :D

[Madpistol]

Anything bigger than a handful is a waste...

But they're still nice to look at. :D

[jcrox]

Anything bigger than a handful is a waste...

But they're still nice to look at. :D

+1

You're at risk of a sprained tongue.

[Tr1cK]

Anything bigger than a handful is a waste...

But they're still nice to look at. :D


As Phil Collins would say, "it's all been a pack of lies!"

[$n][pErMan]

See... now I can tell the girl all the porn on my computer is so I can keep healthy and fit... lol

[SLippe]

[pErMan']See... now I can tell the girl all the porn on my computer is so I can keep healthy and fit... lol
I've been using that line for years! ;)