Zero Punctuation Review of Crysis

[agentkay]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2808-Zero-Punctuation-Crysis

Quite funny (not his best IMO) and even he gave it a recommendation. :p

[methimpikehoses]

haha.

[brady]

I like his reviews. He says everything worth mentioning in two minutes so I don't have to read the 5 page reviews everyone else likes to write.

[Section-9]

Awesome review once gain, good laughs. (nana2)

[wrathofgod]

lol....good review. Always are with him, though.

[LORD-eX-Bu]

I gotta see this, this is gonna be good...

EDIT: yep, classic :udawg:

wtf... holding up the desk with your wood and vegetation fetish :rofl

[jeffmd]

so when is jesus CRYst superstar coming out?

[Crow_Nest]

Haha thanks for the headsup, was hoping he would make a crysis review.

[K007]

lol

[Hoopla]

Same old rants.. not funny anymore. :thumbdwn:

[LORD-eX-Bu]

kthnxbai :lol:

[Tygerwoody]

fantastic review!

[K007]

I liked the part where he had this uber bad face computer, and its quote was "Computer Price: Your Soul"...

lol funny guy..and he was spot on too.

[zer0]

vegetation fetish :D

[Bokishi]

Crysis is designed for some hypothetical future computer from space!

[jeffmd]

Same old rants.. not funny anymore. :thumbdwn:

Weve all heard it before, yes, and thats what keeps it from being one of his better reviews... but I still laughed.

[CaptNKILL]

:lol:

Pretty good.

[LORD-eX-Bu]

what about the computer that resembled the monolyth from 2001 constructed from magical obsidian by the proud dwarves of middle earth :rofl

[spirited1]

vegetation fetish :D

That was win.

OH LOOK AT THE WONDROUS LEAVES :wonder:

[K007]

lol @ that flight simulator picture with bin ladin in it...haha

[Quick420]

I like salad,Crysis not as much:afro2: