View Full Version : Zero Punctuation Review of Crysis
agentkay
01-16-08, 03:48 PM
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2808-Zero-Punctuation-Crysis
Quite funny (not his best IMO) and even he gave it a recommendation. :p
methimpikehoses
01-16-08, 05:40 PM
haha.
I like his reviews. He says everything worth mentioning in two minutes so I don't have to read the 5 page reviews everyone else likes to write.
Section-9
01-16-08, 07:18 PM
Awesome review once gain, good laughs. (nana2)
wrathofgod
01-16-08, 10:21 PM
lol....good review. Always are with him, though.
LORD-eX-Bu
01-16-08, 10:27 PM
I gotta see this, this is gonna be good...
EDIT: yep, classic :udawg:
wtf... holding up the desk with your wood and vegetation fetish :rofl
so when is jesus CRYst superstar coming out?
Crow_Nest
01-17-08, 04:41 AM
Haha thanks for the headsup, was hoping he would make a crysis review.
Same old rants.. not funny anymore. :thumbdwn:
LORD-eX-Bu
01-18-08, 02:00 AM
kthnxbai :lol:
Tygerwoody
01-18-08, 02:43 AM
fantastic review!
I liked the part where he had this uber bad face computer, and its quote was "Computer Price: Your Soul"...
lol funny guy..and he was spot on too.
Bokishi
01-18-08, 05:31 AM
Crysis is designed for some hypothetical future computer from space!
Same old rants.. not funny anymore. :thumbdwn:
Weve all heard it before, yes, and thats what keeps it from being one of his better reviews... but I still laughed.
CaptNKILL
01-18-08, 10:45 AM
:lol:
Pretty good.
LORD-eX-Bu
01-18-08, 02:05 PM
what about the computer that resembled the monolyth from 2001 constructed from magical obsidian by the proud dwarves of middle earth :rofl
spirited1
01-18-08, 03:55 PM
vegetation fetish :D
That was win.
OH LOOK AT THE WONDROUS LEAVES :wonder:
lol @ that flight simulator picture with bin ladin in it...haha
Quick420
01-24-08, 04:42 PM
I like salad,Crysis not as much:afro2:
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