se7en thousand

[methimpikehoses]

After finding you in teh crop circles, covered in vermin urine and gizz, we took you to the only doctor in town, a proctology veterinarian named DiscipleDoc. No one in town knew exactly what type of doctor he really was, and no one ever saw his credentials, but he sure as hell knew his way around the backdoors of every type of livestock under the sun... it was like he was born with that knowledge... and we knew he was the only man that could help...

[SLippe]

@m I 2 bRing b@L@nC3 2 teh Fource?

[methimpikehoses]

patience young padawan... patience.

You will bring balance to the force... and you will moderate CaptKill's **** from the Boston Harbor, despite the elk feeding frenzy...

But you must train! Forget these delusions of grandeur!

[SLippe]

But I want to become a Jedi, like my father, before me!

[methimpikehoses]

sillyeagle... YOU seek sillyeagle! :POKE:

[jcrox]

:udawg:

[SLippe]

eXecute OrdeR Sixty-6

[methimpikehoses]

what's going on in here... you should be training...

[SLippe]

oh, it's you...

I was jus...

uhm...

he was showing me his...

I mean, we were training...well...not we so much...

I has learned a lot today...

*sigh*

[methimpikehoses]

You know the punishment for disobeying.

[SLippe]

I can't be on the Council and not be a Master! This is outrageous!

[methimpikehoses]

It is the way of the force... yadda yadda yadda.

I have been waiting a long time for this!

[SLippe]

yeah, yeah

yadda yadda yadda

c'mon already

[methimpikehoses]

I can't.

[SLippe]

that is why you fail

[methimpikehoses]

I pulled a hammy.

[SLippe]

wanna go private? :naughty:

[methimpikehoses]

I'm not in the military. So, why are you calling me private?

[SLippe]

disregard

wrong window

[jcrox]

wing wong

[methimpikehoses]

I think Slippe pwnd himself in this thread, but I cannot be sure.

[jcrox]

I think Slippe pwnd himself in this thread, but I cannot be sure.

an investigation may be in order

[methimpikehoses]

an investigation may be in order

First you'll need a HAZMAT suit.

[jcrox]

I think the wiser choice may be to pay someone else to investigate... I don't want to get to close to scene myself...

[methimpikehoses]

I think the wiser choice may be to pay someone else to investigate... I don't want to get to close to scene myself...

It is your destiny.