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jeffmd
01-23-08, 10:28 PM
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2831-Zero-Punctuation-The-Witcher

CaptNKILL
01-23-08, 10:45 PM
Ouch.

That's a bit surprising.

And whats he talking about with the one click combat? That's just plain wrong. :p

Still funny though. Especially that painkiller sequence after the credits. :lol:

LORD-eX-Bu
01-23-08, 10:46 PM
yeah wtf was up with the 2nd half :udawg:

methimpikehoses
01-23-08, 10:50 PM
ZOMG he didn't play very much of the game! :headexplode:

crainger
01-23-08, 10:54 PM
Not many reviewers do. It's a long game and does take a bit to wind up. With deadlines it's hard to really appreciate the game. The bigger sites with more resources and more time give the game a higher score. I believe it's because the reviewer had the time to really get into the game.

bob saget
01-23-08, 11:03 PM
:lol:
glorious pc master race

bob saget
01-23-08, 11:08 PM
:rofl
pufferfish

jeffmd
01-23-08, 11:16 PM
You seem to be under the mistaken pretense that these reviews are under some kind of deadline. Witcher has been out for a while now, and if the interface and gameplay turns you off, story probably isn't going to save the game for him.

however the beggining of the review does say first impressions, he may wrap it up in a combination of another review.

methimpikehoses
01-23-08, 11:29 PM
:lol:
glorious pc master race

That made me lmao.

Destroy
01-23-08, 11:44 PM
He complains about the fantastic interface?? Just plain wrong of him.

nekrosoft13
01-23-08, 11:46 PM
wow, he seems to be one of those idiot gamers, that preffers mindless button mashing

LORD-eX-Bu
01-23-08, 11:51 PM
well... he does enjoy guitar hero :p

methimpikehoses
01-23-08, 11:52 PM
and crysis :bleh:

LORD-eX-Bu
01-23-08, 11:52 PM
and mario galaxy..

methimpikehoses
01-23-08, 11:53 PM
and George Bush...

LORD-eX-Bu
01-24-08, 12:02 AM
and his ass..

methimpikehoses
01-24-08, 12:02 AM
and pony monster...

LORD-eX-Bu
01-24-08, 12:03 AM
:headexplode:

methimpikehoses
01-24-08, 12:04 AM
:headexplode:

::afro: :

LORD-eX-Bu
01-24-08, 12:16 AM
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MowTin
01-24-08, 12:26 AM
I think these aren't really reviews. He just mocks games and that's funny if you don't take it seriously.

He also said stupid things about my beloved Mass Effect which is a fantastic game.

nutcrackr
01-24-08, 12:28 AM
yeah I don't agree with some of the points he makes, he could have criticized in other areas.

But he shouldn't change, so far the only game he's not beaten to a pulp is portal.

K007
01-24-08, 03:30 AM
lol..glorious pc master race.:captnkill:

crainger
01-24-08, 04:12 AM
I think these aren't really reviews. He just mocks games and that's funny if you don't take it seriously.

He also said stupid things about my beloved Mass Effect which is a fantastic game.

crainger still has hard on for Mass Effect.

Vik1dk
01-24-08, 10:57 AM
LoL @ painkiller part :captnkill: