The numbers are in

[methimpikehoses]

Bob, srsly, it's okay.

Let it out.

Let your gayness escape.

I don't think you understand the consequences of this line of action. Please reconsider.

[Camp0rz]

Yeah, on second thought, Bob, you should probably buy some beef jerky and look at some hooters.

[bob saget]

Yeah, on second thought, Bob, you should probably buy some beef jerky and look at some hooters.
clarify?

[Camp0rz]

Well.. beef jerky is the manliest non-gay substance known to exist and boobs are awesome.

[methimpikehoses]

Well.. beef jerky is the manliest non-gay substance known to exist and boobs are awesome.

turkey-jerky ftw

bewbs also ftw

[Revs]

turkey-jerky ftw

bewbs also ftw

FTW!

[Camp0rz]

Emily, a friend of mine, offered me vegetarian jerky so I punched her square in the vagina.

[methimpikehoses]

Emily, a friend of mine, offered me vegetarian jerky so I punched her square in the vagina.

I'm going to punch you sideways in the vagina.

[Camp0rz]

I think a sideways vagina punch is technically fisting..?

I'll research it and let you guys know later.

[methimpikehoses]

I think a sideways vagina punch is technically fisting..?

I'll research it and let you guys know later.

You have 30 seconds to get back to us, before you are vaginally fisted.

[Camp0rz]

I need at least 6 minutes.

edit: Google images insists that "fisting" is really just any hand going into a vagina. Doesn't even have to be a fist. I always thought that the angle of attack had a direct impact on the terminology used. I had no idea that such a broad spectrum of horribly explicit sexual acts could be filed under the category of "fisting". I personally find this system archaic and crude. Of course this was only the preliminary run of testing. Once a grant is awarded a team of scientists will get to the bottom of this.

edit 2: There will also probably have to be several other studies involving the other forms of fisting not of the vaginal sorts. I will appoint the forum member with the most seniority with this subject matter to lead the team. This member will obviously be, Bob Saget.

[methimpikehoses]

I second the nomination, and we all thank you both for your valiant and fearless mission in the name of Science and Discovery. You two were obviously cast in the mold of Lewis & Clark, Ferdinand Magellan, Neil Armstrong, and James T Kirk.

Beware of viruses, and beware of bukakke.

Good luck.... and Godspeed. (salute)

http://www.uh.edu/~dsocs3/images/American_Flag_2.jpg

[jcrox]

Emily, a friend of mine, offered me vegetarian jerky so I punched her square in the vagina.

she deserved it!!! vegetarian jerky? :wtf:

......that's like diet ice cream, I punched the stock clerk in the vagina at the grocery store just for putting that **** on the shelf!

edit: I almost forgot that I had to punch her in the vagina again 2 weeks later when I caught her trying to stock the shelf with that lactose tolerant milk crap.

[methimpikehoses]

8,434. :headexplode:

[Bman212121]

8,434. :headexplode:

+1 :headexplode: :headexplode: :headexplode:

[Revs]

(lee63)

EDIT: (lee63)(lee63)

[methimpikehoses]

+1 :headexplode: :headexplode: :headexplode:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHPltbD-4QA

[jcrox]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHPltbD-4QA

:rofl

[Redeemed]

4

[jcrox]

4

I see what you've done here :bleh: