Why can't we all just get along...a Pro-Spam thread.

[Monolyth]

People say that we spammers are the cause of evil on these forums, they say we are degrading the good name of this site, they say we can't control ourselves...

And their damn right we can't control ourselves! We the chosen few who choose to illicit smiles and not flame-wars. We breathe new life in threads that would otherwise go the way of the do-do. We take topics to different places providing that perfect interruption post or two to take a thread down the lane of enjoyment rather then enfeeblement.

We aren't spammers we are enablers. I enable fellow forum friends to enjoy their time here, to spend MORE time here then they should waiting to get that next jab or jive in. We protect the community from bogus threads that would seek to defame our wonderful name.

Stand tall my fellow spammers and derailers. For these sacred testing grounds shall be our home, and together we shall live on, we shall survive. And many, many years from now when Minilyth is surfing these forums he will smile knowing that at any time he might find someone fail, someone downloading the client, ending our days, or simply singing the praises of the merwang any thread anywhere anytime.

Such is the power of the internet, such is the power of us.

[methimpikehoses]

Man, I can't wait until the 9800GTX benchies come out. Should I buy the G92 or should I wait?

Thanks in advance.

[Monolyth]

Man, I can't wait until the 9800GTX benchies come out. Should I buy the G92 or should I wait?

Thanks in advance.

Did you know that properly proportioned; a cheese head from Wisconsin will provide the most nourishment in case of a water landing?

[methimpikehoses]

Did you know that properly proportioned; a cheese head from Wisconsin will provide the most nourishment in case of a water landing?

You are going to offend jaycrotch with this, and I am 100% behind you.

Really.











Look over your shoulder.

[Monolyth]

You are going to offend jaycrotch with this, and I am 100% behind you.

Really.











Look over your shoulder.

*looks behind himself* OMG! THE HUGE MANATEE!!!

To be continued...

[methimpikehoses]

http://ergh.org/photos/pshops/flyingcow.jpg

[Monolyth]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEKKQygI0HU

Psst, did you guys see that the anti-spam thread got locked? :o

</dramaqueen>

[methimpikehoses]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEKKQygI0HU

Psst, did you guys see that the anti-spam thread got locked? :o

</dramaqueen>

It was starting to get derailed.

:lol: ...I mean :bleh:

I'm at work, should I watch that youube or will it infect my interwebs?

[Drolfrawd]

People say that we spammers are the cause of evil on these forums, they say we are degrading the good name of this site, they say we can't control ourselves...

And their damn right we can't control ourselves! We the chosen few who choose to illicit smiles and not flame-wars. We breathe new life in threads that would otherwise go the way of the do-do. We take topics to different places providing that perfect interruption post or two to take a thread down the lane of enjoyment rather then enfeeblement.

We aren't spammers we are enablers. I enable fellow forum friends to enjoy their time here, to spend MORE time here then they should waiting to get that next jab or jive in. We protect the community from bogus threads that would seek to defame our wonderful name.

Stand tall my fellow spammers and derailers. For these sacred testing grounds shall be our home, and together we shall live on, we shall survive. And many, many years from now when Minilyth is surfing these forums he will smile knowing that at any time he might find someone fail, someone downloading the client, ending our days, or simply singing the praises of the merwang any thread anywhere anytime.

Such is the power of the internet, such is the power of us.

Because you are all tools

[SH64]

We aren't spammers we are enablers. I enable fellow forum friends to enjoy their time here, to spend MORE time here then they should waiting to get that next jab or jive in.
Can you enable DX10.1 in Crysis ?

[methimpikehoses]

Can you enable DX10.1 in Crysis ?

This is only possible if you have vanquished the gollem. kthxbai.

[bob saget]

still :rofl everytime @ jaycrotch

[methimpikehoses]

I remember when jaycrotch was ravaged by the pony monster. Those were good times. :clap:

[DiscipleDOC]

nvm

[bob saget]

nvm
dont say that.

[methimpikehoses]

nvm

die spamm0r

[Zapablast05]

I had a feeling Merwang was going to mentioned here at least once :p.

[methimpikehoses]

I had a feeling Merwang was going to mentioned here at least once :p.

The Merwang is actually in the green room rehearsing it's speech. :cool:

[Zapablast05]

Merwang>all

[methimpikehoses]

Merwang>all

Do not let pony monster see that. It will PWN you.

[Zapablast05]

Do not let pony monster see that. It will PWN you.

Merwang>Pony monster

[methimpikehoses]

Merwang>Pony monster

RIP Zapa. Dying in your sleep is a luxury that the Pony Monster will not provide. Cest la vie.

[Zapablast05]

RIP Zapa. Dying in your sleep is a luxury that the Pony Monster will not provide. Cest la vie.

No RIP Zapa, I have 3 pages worth of google search :cry:. I can never die, I'm OVER NINE THOUSAND!!111!1!!!!!one!!

[SH64]

nvm
Spamfail.

[Zapablast05]

Spamfail.

Merwang>Fail

Merwang+Fail= Failwang.