Shaq quotes

[Zelda_fan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWqPnEGzfK8

My favorite:

"[the refs] try to take over the ****ing game"

"Shaq we're on Live TV here."

"I don't give a ****"

rofl

[arigold24]

One of the best Shaq quotes of all-time:

SHAQ: I’m still the baddest [expletive] in the world. Yeah, I’m getting older, but Kareem got older. Hakeem got older. I don’t need Earthlings’ respect. When it’s all said and done, my name will be there and it will be mentioned ... unless you Earthlings try to erase it.
REPORTER: What planet are you originally from?
SHAQ: I don’t know the name of the planet. The files were destroyed. Actually, my mother recently told me that I wasn’t born. I was found on a train. I have a lot of heritage in Texas, but I consider myself a New Jerseyan. I was found on the Amtraks in Jersey City, New Jersey. (Amtrak actually doesn’t service Jersey City.)

Also, this one is a classic:

“My game’s like the Pythagorean Theorem. It ain’t got no answer.”

(Courtesy of www.shaqquotes.com)

[saturnotaku]

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/restqp/thread_necromancer-1.png

[bob saget]

SHAQ!!!

AAAAAHhhhhhhh

He is the greatest in the universe.

:rofl

[zoomy942]

lo. like toilet paper?

"I'm like toilet paper - people wipe the a** with me"

um what?

[bob saget]

that guy plays/played in probably the most physical position in basketball, but he talk like such a dumb**** lol.

[sytaylor]

Reporter: Shaq, if you had to suck venom out of your wife would you do it?

Shaq: I'd suck your wife.