Suns vs. Spurs

[Zelda_fan]

:udawg:

Nash hit 1 big 3, and that jumper. The rest was crap passes. The Spurs were far superior in the 4th quarter, and over the course of the series. FAR SUPERIOR.

I would mop the asphalt with your green tights after crushing you at streetball, son.

Just for kicks I'd throw the ball at your face so hard there is a "Wilson" tattooed on your forehead.

[methimpikehoses]

Only unemployed women play basketball with Wilsons.

I have the feeling you're the kind of guy that would try to call offensive fouls in 1 on 1. :rofl

[Zelda_fan]

Only unemployed women play basketball with Wilsons.

I have the feeling you're the kind of guy that would try to call offensive fouls in 1 on 1.


No, I'm the kind of guy that will put a knee in your stomach on my way to the basket, and finish it while you're rollin around on the cement crying like a baby.

And people who are tools use Spaldings. The only reason Spalding is the NBA ball is because of contract. Wilson make superior balls.

[methimpikehoses]

Even at the apogee of your "jump," your knee will be nowhere near high enough to reach my stomach. I will swat your elfin ass with impunity, probably shattering your brittle wrist in the process, and your streetball friends will clown you to no end.

[Zelda_fan]

Even at the apogee of your "jump," your knee will be nowhere near high enough to reach my stomach. I will swat your elfin ass with impunity, probably shattering your brittle wrist in the process, and your streetball friends will clown you to no end.

You're so scrawny you'd snap in half when I cross you up.

[methimpikehoses]

You're so scrawny you'd snap in half when I cross you up.

Like when T Parker crossed up Nash? OHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[Zelda_fan]

And I quit. I have to go into work tomorrow.

[methimpikehoses]

Do they know you're a Suns fan at work?

[bob saget]

hang on hang on, so are suns eliminated?

[methimpikehoses]

hang on hang on, so are suns eliminated?

Done and done.

[bob saget]

Done and done.
oh yea, sweet. SO lakers move on, mavs on verge of being knocked out. what coupld be better? except maybe rejecting methim as he goes for layup :p

[kingme02]

Spurs vs Hornets predictions? My rockets still alive baby go ROCKETS!

[Sazar]

oh yea, sweet. SO lakers move on, mavs on verge of being knocked out. what coupld be better? except maybe rejecting methim as he goes for layup :p

Mavs are already out.

[methimpikehoses]

oh yea, sweet. SO lakers move on, mavs on verge of being knocked out. what coupld be better? except maybe rejecting methim as he goes for layup :p

I don't go for layups, I go for layins: dropping the ball gracefully through the hoop from just above the rim. It's like butter, and unlike Butter Bandit.

[Zelda_fan]

I don't go for layups, I go for layins: dropping the ball gracefully through the hoop from just above the rim. It's like butter, and unlike Butter Bandit.

That's a bitch move for people too afraid to dunk it.

[methimpikehoses]

That's a bitch move for people too afraid to dunk it.

I have sensitive hands and the rim just tears them up.

[Zelda_fan]

I have sensitive hands and the rim just tears them up.

you need to play a different sport.