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crainger
07-21-08, 06:41 PM
I thought spams were meant to be nice and tell me about all the horny school girls who wanted to **** me. ::(:


Subject: Crainger you are moron

l Chapter 1

Swiftly then he told of the haunted road under the mountains, and the dark tryst at Erech, and the great ride thence, ninety leagues and three, to Pelargir on Anduin. .Four days and nights, and on into a fifth, we rode from the Black Stone,. he said. .And lo! in the darkness of Mordor my hope rose; for in that gloom the Shadow Host seemed to grow stronger and more terrible to look upon. Some I saw riding, some striding, yet all moving with the same great speed. Silent they were, but there was a gleam in their eyes. In the uplands of Lamedon they overtook our horses, and swept round us, and would have passed us by, if Aragorn had not forbidden them. .And these same foul creatures were more than surprised to meet us out on the Wold, for they had not heard of us before; though that might be said also of better folk. And not many will remember us, for not many escaped us alive, and the River had most of those. But it was well for you, for if they had not met us, then the king of the grassland would not have ridden far, and if he had there would have been no home to return to..



It told me I am moron, then proceeds to rip off LotR.

::wtf::

Revs
07-21-08, 06:54 PM
Gollum?

npras42
07-21-08, 07:01 PM
I used to get e-mails like that, just a chapter or a few paragraphs of a random book on my old uni e-mail. That was a few years back... First time it happened I thought it was some kind of mistake and someone was sending me the latest bit of their book to review or edit or something.

CaptNKILL
07-21-08, 07:06 PM
:rofl

That's awesome...

I can't imagine any possible use for that.

Bearclaw
07-21-08, 07:09 PM
:rofl

...I know nothing about that. :bleh:

crainger
07-21-08, 07:13 PM
:rofl

...I know nothing about that. :bleh:

The bad grammar is enough to pin it on you. ::D:

Bearclaw
07-21-08, 07:18 PM
The bad grammar is enough to pin it on you. ::D:

:wtf:

You must be confusing me with another Chicago native.

crainger
07-21-08, 08:11 PM
Chicago can expect rain.

methimpikehoses
07-21-08, 08:49 PM
Crainger, you are a moron. It doesn't rain in Chicago, all of the weather systems go to Iowa instead vim.

Monolyth
07-21-08, 09:00 PM
It told me I am moron

This wouldn't be the first time that spam actually contained some truth. :p

bob saget
07-21-08, 11:44 PM
Crainger, you are a moron. It doesn't rain in Chicago, all of the weather systems go to Iowa instead vim.

the rain in chicago is a direct result of bigman's sexual patterns.....

crainger
07-21-08, 11:56 PM
@ Bonolith: Kill you!

@ meth: Get it right. I am moron, not I am A moron.

You are all moron@!

bob saget
07-22-08, 12:00 AM
@crainger: *spray*

Zapablast05
07-22-08, 12:11 AM
In Soviet Russia, the @crainger: *spray* you.

Bman212121
07-22-08, 12:18 AM
AHHHH MOTHERLAND!!

bob saget
07-22-08, 01:21 AM
:rofl

methimpikehoses
07-22-08, 02:22 AM
http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/moran-7512.jpg

bob saget
07-22-08, 02:46 AM
Go St.Luis Cards

Monolyth
07-22-08, 07:17 PM
http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/moran-7512.jpg

I dunno whats worse, the fact that this guy looks like my brother or the fact that this guy looks like my brother.


Yes...I just posted that.


@Craingeroo: Take it easy mate, just throw another shrimp on the Bar-B! :P

crainger
07-22-08, 08:02 PM
You're moran.

DiscipleDOC
07-22-08, 08:41 PM
The real question is: Who does like you?

crainger
07-22-08, 09:18 PM
MikeC likes me. He lets me live on the forums when Beagle kicks me out.

DiscipleDOC
07-22-08, 10:37 PM
MikeC likes me. He lets me live on the forums when Beagle kicks me out.

I'm the guy in the bushes, remember? :naughty:

crainger
07-22-08, 10:53 PM
Yeah, BTW It's illegal to rape squirrels like that. Beware or Officer mythy will bust you.

nemecb
07-23-08, 12:36 PM
Just be glad that they're not planning to kill you (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/07/22/419_menaces/).:eek: