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09-02-08, 11:34 PM
Capable of playing quite literally any game ever released to any console, it is hard to see why anyone would ever choose or want another console. But for those few fanboys holding hard onto their beliefs, we added a few extra things. Inside the beautiful exterior, we find specialized hardware for Artificial Intelligence as well as one with the sole purpose of accelerating & generating life like physics. We also find a FPGA (modular CPU) directly connected with the GPU & CPU, all sharing memory. The specific purpose of the FPGA is ever changing in its nature & can be used to greatly accelerate specific AI, graphics or physics functions. When not being used it transforms itself into a form that allows it to help with secure distributed computing in tasks with the goal to aid humanity in its understanding of physics, chemistry, biology, weather, medicine & the world as we know it. Can it get any better? It can! We are just getting started!




09-02-08, 11:53 PM
This is a joke right?

I suppose it could work but I highly doubt it will be emulating anything of recent vintage from the last 4 years.

09-03-08, 12:06 AM
I'm betting this is a joke. This reminds me of Phantom console.

09-03-08, 12:14 AM
I'm betting this is a joke. This reminds me of Phantom console.

Ahhh, the Phantom.

The Ubercron and the Phantom will probably be released right after the new Bitboys graphics card.


Bundled with Duke Nukem Forever. :bleh:

09-03-08, 12:35 AM
If you even remotely believe this....you are a fool :D

09-03-08, 12:55 AM
Check this thread for more info:

BTW, I don't believe this a bit. :p

09-03-08, 01:06 AM
hahahahaha this must be a joke

3 x Blu-ray combo?
Controllers: 8 included
Wireless: GSM, 3G

wtf? :lol:

09-03-08, 01:11 AM


09-03-08, 02:19 AM
I will buy, only if it's powered by teh c3ll

09-03-08, 02:23 AM

Bahaha! Invest now... Sure, I'll just put my house on mortgage and give you all my money!

09-03-08, 05:30 AM
omg this is madness !

09-03-08, 05:52 AM
The FAQ (http://www.piicron.com/consoles/faq.php) section is very funny

Why should I buy any of your consoles?! I can use my PC & emulators to play old games.

The vast majority of people are idiots, as in total idiots. Most would not be able to do just that if their lives depended on it, great many know not even what it means & some have never heard of it, tho they love to game casually. An interesting thought, how did you manage to emulate all consoles for the last two generations perfectly? All by yourself? Need a job?

09-03-08, 11:33 AM
So basicly, if you´re asking why you should buy their product, their answer is because you´re an idiot?

09-03-08, 12:47 PM
At least they are honest and very accurate.... You are an idiot if you buy it...

09-03-08, 12:50 PM
these guys found my stash

09-03-08, 01:54 PM
ROFL and SEGA are going to be releasing the best next gen Video cards....10x the power of 280GTX.


09-03-08, 02:20 PM
Why all the lolies? It seems legit?

EDIT: Oh I read a few lines... but still... seems legit. Well... I dono...

As a single (another) console it would be a good idea.

09-03-08, 02:31 PM
This is a joke right?

I suppose it could work but I highly doubt it will be emulating anything of recent vintage from the last 4 years.

Why you people gotta bad mouth every good idea that comes out? FOOLS! I bought 400 shares. We'll see who will be laughing last. HAH!

09-05-08, 03:09 PM
UK "Address" of these jokers>
2nd floor
145-157 ST John Street
EC1V 4PY London

Not a PO Box surprisingly.

Which leads me to this...
Looks like a very busy address...

Is this some kind of pay per click thing? Are they trying to sell advertising space as well as 'Shares'?

09-05-08, 05:31 PM
Gotta be a joke.
There was an article on the website of a swedish newspaper, cant belive they let that slip past them tough, they mention how they need "13,37 milion" for example.. hehe, now thats subtle..

Its to stupid to be a scam, there is no addspace on the site, so it HAS to be a joke IMO.
Read on some other forum that the Invest stuff doesnt acctually work either, so you cant give them money if thats true.

09-05-08, 05:49 PM
Hang on...didnt http://www.nvnews.net/vbulletin/image.php?u=27152&dateline=1173415277 already say this is a web designer showing off da skillz?

09-05-08, 06:03 PM
Of COURSE it's a joke.

Think about it.

To make such a thing legal they'd have to purchase rights from every developer
or software company who's games they want to emulate.

And how the hell do you actually use the thing? when there are so many different
types of media, if you count all the different home consoles in the past..

Something of this scope wouldn't be released by some newbie we've never heard
of. If it was real it would be one of the biggest cash grabs EVER. And no doubt
one of the big boys wouldn't let that happen..

This kind of technology will probably never actually be released or produced in mass scale.


09-05-08, 07:36 PM
Guys, this was discussed in the open forums. It's a demo site created to show off the web devs talents.

09-05-08, 11:06 PM
At least they are honest and very accurate.... You are an idiot if you buy it...

buy what...? the console or their scheme...? Either way an Idiot you shall remain.... Although I Have been made to like a fool because of my skepticism in the past, this time i'm willing to believe that its rightly placed....

09-06-08, 07:49 AM
I'm still waiting for my Konix Multisystem to be delivered...