A Shocking Revelation

[Q]

I am Halle Berry.

I've been keeping this secret for a while guys but I thought it was time to come clean. I am Oscar winning actress Halle Berry. I know a lot of you are going to be angry that I'm not who I said I was... I hope you understand that joining Internet messageboards helps me escape my 'famous' persona. I can be myself here, ironically while taking on another identity.

I get so frustrated that my life is available for public consumption. It's nice to just have a normal chat. I'm telling you this now because I've revealed my position here in an interview and I don't want you guys to be the last to know.

I hope this doesn't change things between us. I, a person many of you admire from my film work, am just like you. I have bad days and good days. I'm struggling to get life right like everyone else.

-Halle

[methimpikehoses]

Come to methimpikehoses.

[Bearclaw]

Suck my ****, *****.

Wait, don't, you're fugly.

[grey_1]

Marry me.

Do it now.

Halle Berry = #1 hawtness in teh mortal world. :cool:

[slivski]

..i....can't tell if...this is real...or...


http://www.neurosybir.net/nkoan/images/omgwtfbbq.jpg

[trivium nate]

lets make babies

[Bearclaw]

I like harbles.

[methimpikehoses]

I would rather have wild anal sex with Rosie O'Donnell than even touch Halle Barry.

:retard:

[Bearclaw]

Sig it.

[bob saget]

you were amazing in Swordfish

[Butter Bandit]

What is love? Baby don't hurt me...don't hurt me....no more.

[Q]

What is love? Baby don't hurt me...don't hurt me....no more.

I won't hurt you.

[DiscipleDOC]

:retard:

QFT

[Bearclaw]

Doc wants in? Jump on the Taint Train!

[DiscipleDOC]

Doc wants in? Jump on the Taint Train!

Sorry...but I'm not into the male species....

[Bearclaw]

I'm into you!

[Q]

Sorry...but I'm not into the male species....

Gender.

I'll use it for you in a sentence.

DiscipleDOC is a gender bender.

[methimpikehoses]

DiscipleDOC is a gender bender.

Q FT

[Bearclaw]

HECK NO!

see sig.

WELCOME TO MY ASS! You piece of ****!

Hai!

Ha! You know it!

Check yo PM's.

John McFail.

What is with the weather over Chicago? Doesn't Midway Airport help protect us from it?

I am banging this preggo chick cause I figure I can't get her pregnant....

[Q]

HECK NO!

see sig.

WELCOME TO MY ASS! You piece of ****!

Hai!

Ha! You know it!

Check yo PM's.

John McFail.

What is with the weather over Chicago? Doesn't Midway Airport help protect us from it?

I am banging this preggo chick cause I figure I can't get her pregnant....

Wow. You just described the entire last year at nVNews in one post.

[methimpikehoses]

I don't see merwang mentioned anywhere, so it is hardly a comprehensive recap of the time period.

[Bearclaw]

Merwang

FAILclaw

BearFAIL

FAILBear

BearBear

CraingerFailBear

MerwangCrainger

EPIC

END OF DAYS!!!!

DAYS END!!!

HECK NO!

see sig.

WELCOME TO MY ASS! You piece of ****!

Hai!

Ha! You know it!

Check yo PM's.

John McFail.

What is with the weather over Chicago? Doesn't Midway Airport help protect us from it?

I am banging this preggo chick cause I figure I can't get her pregnant....

[methimpikehoses]

Hmmm... that's better.

Please keep spam in the testing forum, kthx.

[DiscipleDOC]

Hmmm... that's better.

Please keep spam in the testing forum, kthx.

Meth,
Check your pm's.

YM
(your mom)
:captnkill:

[methimpikehoses]

Your mom sent me a PM? It better not be paternity test results...