I'm ****ing Drunk

[Retrolock]

I'm stone cold turkey merwang drunk

I can stand naked in the middle of the road and not care one ****ing bit

[RaidenWoW]

I pmed you my address.

[methimpikehoses]

How many fingers am I holding up?

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n189/nightmaresareeternal/cloud.jpg

[Bearclaw]

Suck my wang, Wang!

[bob saget]

if you can operate a computer, you are not smashed enough :D

[Butter Bandit]

If you can get a boner, you're not drunk.

[bob saget]

lol.

[Retrolock]

what the **** i don't remember creating this thread

i must have been drunk :wonder:

p.s. i had no erection but i think i wet dreamed myself to sleep

[Monolyth]

Drunk on a Tuesday night? Get a job, slacker.

[methimpikehoses]

They already took his jerb, Mono. :monofail:

[Retrolock]

Drunk on a Tuesday night? Get a job, slacker.

it was a holiday the next day. I do have a job. :captnkill:

can't resist the invitation of two gorgeous women. i wear my man card on my sleeves

[Monolyth]

it was a holiday the next day. I do have a job. :captnkill:

can't resist the invitation of two gorgeous women. i wear my man card on my sleeves

Sure you don't mean one ginormous woman? After all you were drunk and don't remember anything.

[six_storm]

I'll be drunk Friday night so I'll make a drunk thread . . . :D

[Retrolock]

Sure you don't mean one ginormous woman? After all you were drunk and don't remember anything.

no man, i wasn't drunk when I accepted their invitation lol.

dont ruin my memories of that night lol!

ruin meth's virginity instead

[Monolyth]

no man, i wasn't drunk when I accepted their invitation lol.

dont ruin my memories of that night lol!

ruin meth's virginity instead

You accepted their invitation yeah, but did you end up with them? Something tells me they morphed into a monstrous beast, are you sure that wet dream wasn't more of a nightmare? :P

Your friends snapped a pic, she looks great retro, congrats.
http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa237/amelia_0405/fat_lady.jpg

[Retrolock]

:wonder: what a tub of pussy lard. thanks mono, you made me reminisce

[Qbert]

You accepted their invitation yeah, but did you end up with them? Something tells me they morphed into a monstrous beast, are you sure that wet dream wasn't more of a nightmare? :P

Your friends snapped a pic, she looks great retro, congrats.
http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa237/amelia_0405/fat_lady.jpg

LOL again when you apply your sig to the pic Mono...

"But for the most part it just needs more oven time."

[LaZeR]

If you can get a boner, you're not drunk.

Hey! I was once drunk and got a boner. It just wasn't mine. :eek2:

[bob saget]

no

[LaZeR]

eh?

[bob saget]

heh