Secret Thread: DO NOT ENTER

[ViN86]

I over heard some prostitutes saying that practicing with a carrot helps with that... but you can't believe everything Meth and Bearclaw say.

they told me to start off with a baseball bat and work towards a telephone pole.

[TheOneAndOnly]

Yes you can. And you will.

I find your lack of pants disturbing.

[DiscipleDOC]

+1

[HiCZoK4]

+2 and its my last word

[TheOneAndOnly]

Promises, promises...

[Viral]

http://www.teensselfshot.com/fhgs/0028/TeensSelfShot07.jpg

discuss...

[jcrox]

http://www.teensselfshot.com/fhgs/0028/TeensSelfShot07.jpg

discuss...

I think what she really wants to say is

"NEXT!"

[TheOneAndOnly]

X marks the spot.

[Bearclaw]

Bearclaw Needs Help! (http://www.nvnews.net/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=1848299#post1848299)

[bob saget]

for some reason, those necklaces on girls are the biggest turnoff ever.

[methimpikehoses]

For some reason, Failclaw has a pearl necklace. And he needs help mounting something.

[bob saget]

For some reason, Failclaw has a pearl necklace. And he needs help mounting something.

::(:

[methimpikehoses]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3137/3046727617_1e276dfa4a.jpg?v=0

[bob saget]

i dont wanna see dat

[methimpikehoses]

LOOK AT IT>

[jcrox]

LOOK AT IT>

It reminds bob a bit too much of family Christmas

[methimpikehoses]

Uncle Ivan getting caught with his hand in bob's cookie jar... :thumbdwn:

[bob saget]

so ummm wats up you guys?

i just took the full brunt of those rude and un-funny jokes :(

[methimpikehoses]

You also took the brunt of Uncle Ivan.

[bob saget]

maybe, maybe not, maybe f*ck yourself











:p

[methimpikehoses]

Don't tug on super meth's cape, bob.

[bob saget]

can i tug on his pantyhose?

[DiscipleDOC]

can i tug on his pantyhose?

Are they saggy?

[jcrox]

Are they saggy?

does a bear **** in the woods?

[bob saget]

humus.