PARTY TIME: nVNews Shindig 2008

[bob saget]

anyone there?

[bob saget]

help us.

[bob saget]

TTTTTT

[methimpikehoses]

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[bob saget]

:D

[bob saget]

:D :D :D

[bob saget]

its albus, *****

[bob saget]

gimme moar

[bob saget]

heheheh

[bob saget]

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[zer0]

where's the party at?

[bob saget]

not sure...

[DiscipleDOC]

IM ALIVE!!!!!

Apparently there was some kind of mix-up with my travel plans. There was another hitcher next to me with red hair, I guess he froze to death and they thought it was me, I didn't even realize he had taken my PDA.

Anyways, I was picked up by a roving band of female libs. Apparently they were on a trip to nowhere as we drove for days, and every night we would stop and build a fire and talk the night away. After a few days though they started in on their support for a socialist society, when I told them it was a pipe dream they got violent.

The first night after having revealed my views of society they proceeded to burn their bra's and wailed at the moon. Luckily all this activity meant they were out for the count during the day. I began changing the general course of our journey towards home, my home that is. The second night they took off all their clothes and wailed like banshees in the night sky praising the god of fertility for blessing them with their keen intellect and natural protective abilities. They took turns kissing the stump of a tree that been cut down, they also ran around the forest peeing to mark our camp's territory in case any unsuspecting animals might come around.

The third night is when things got weird, after again stripping off all their clothes and whooping and hollering I made the mistake of asking them to quiet down so I could get some sleep. Their batty female lib eyes gazed at me in a moment of complete silence and that's when I knew I was in trouble.

At first they came at me one by one clawing at my body and ripping my clothing off. I realized that I wasn't going to get out of this unscathed, and it seemed the more I fought the more enraged they became. By this time I had four or five on me, they rubbed their unshaven selves all over my body. For hours I lay there with the shame and knowledge that I am a raped man, they just wouldn't stop.

When dawn came I quietly slipped out of the love-pile they had made on top of me. I put the van in neutral and pushed it a couple hundred feet away. Then I hopped in and gunned it home, I can't tell you how lucky I was they say few men walk away from being raped by a band of roving female libs.

So take my story heart everyone when a van full of semi-nude 18-25yr old females stop and ask if you need a ride, just say no. I can't believe I missed the party. :(

The one thing that you're missing out on your story is how fat and how ugly these women were. You and I both know that female libs are are all heavy bearded, and they look like rosanne.(lee)

[jcrox]

not sure...

That's because you are not invited :p

[Bearclaw]

Benis Party!

[bob saget]

That's because you are not invited :p

why do you hurt me so?

[bob saget]

GET.SCREW.

[Bearclaw]

EAT.POO

[bob saget]

And everyone Lives happily EVER APHTER

[Monolyth]

The one thing that you're missing out on your story is how fat and how ugly these women were. You and I both know that female libs are are all heavy bearded, and they look like rosanne.(lee)

I didn't want to make people sick, you understand.

[bob saget]

yet somehow, it always happens.

[Monolyth]

yet somehow, it always happens.

bob, I...nvm

[bob saget]

good, keep it to yourself.



BENIS>

[Bearclaw]

The Benisfamous BenisBob has spoken. SILENCE EVERYONE or endure the might wrath of the Benis.

[methimpikehoses]

MERWANG VS. BENIS...

FIGHT!