View Full Version : PARTY TIME: nVNews Shindig 2008
methimpikehoses
10-27-08, 12:33 PM
Hey just called me. He says to check your pants because it reeks of merwang ****.
Bigman has an ipod, gum, AND A PHONE?!!! Amazing.
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c342/zvoncic/hitchhiker.jpg
Starting the trip up to Chicago. If someone could come pick me up I'm on I-55 headed North I'm about 2 miles from Bloomington it would be much appreciated.
LOL
I am on a way. Some way. Some how. I say.
Bearclaw
10-27-08, 12:34 PM
UPDATE: People Attending So Far:
1. Bearclaw
2. Methimpikehoses (Someone please pick him up from O'hare. 4th stall, tap 3 times.)
3. jcrox
4. Revs
5. nekkid DD
6. Monolyth (Needs ride; on side of I-55 heading north.)
Bearclaw
10-27-08, 12:35 PM
I am on a way. Some way. Some how. I say.
UPDATE: People Attending So Far:
1. Bearclaw
2. Methimpikehoses (Someone please pick him up from O'hare. 4th stall, tap 3 times.)
3. jcrox
4. Revs
5. nekkid DD
6. Monolyth (Needs ride; on side of I-55 heading north.)
7. Q (He is uh.. on way way man brah way way)...?
Monolyth
10-27-08, 12:42 PM
Alright I'm stripped down, though I've got to duck into the bushes when I see the State Police cruisers. I'm at mile marker 168 just outside of Bloomington. I've had to stop putting my hand out since a lot of people seem to be stopping now.
methimpikehoses
10-27-08, 12:57 PM
Someone just annihilated the stall next to mine. My throat is burning and I can taste the stench.
Bigman, I'm running out of time...
Monolyth
10-27-08, 01:01 PM
Someone just annihilated the stall next to mine. My throat is burning and I can taste the stench.
Bigman, I'm running out of time...
Climb underneath and close the stalls next to you, it's safer.
I on the other hand just dodged a trooper and this bush is raping my ass, where about are you DD?
RFtinkerer
10-27-08, 01:01 PM
Someone just annihilated the stall next to mine. My throat is burning and I can taste the stench.
Bigman, I'm running out of time...
Sorry about that. I had some Mexican in me last night. :(
methimpikehoses
10-27-08, 01:09 PM
Sorry about that. I had some Mexican in me last night. :(
Oh gawd, that's you next door? :barf:
*tap tap tap*
Retrolock
10-27-08, 01:15 PM
I got a formal invitation in my profile
I'll GTFI! Won't miss it. Just have to get my US Visa approved.
Say, can I bribe someone in the embassy with my nekkid oil slathered macho pics?
RFtinkerer
10-27-08, 01:18 PM
*tap tap tap*
Well, if you don't mind a little extra corn, I've got a couple minutes.
Bearclaw
10-27-08, 01:26 PM
UPDATE: People Attending So Far:
1. Bearclaw
2. Methimpikehoses (Someone please pick him up from O'hare. 4th stall, tap 3 times.)
3. jcrox
4. Revs
5. nekkid DD (He's.. well.. nekkid!!)
6. Monolyth (Needs ride; on side of I-55 heading north.)
7. Q (He is uh.. on way way man brah way way)...?
8. RFtinkerer (He's bringin' the special dip)
9. Retrolock (Needs valid VISA, anyone help us out on that?)
Retrolock
10-27-08, 02:08 PM
I may have to marry bob or bigman just to gain my US citizenship. Come on guys, mail order groom me! :rofl
Bearclaw
10-27-08, 02:10 PM
UPDATE: People Attending So Far:
1. Bearclaw
2. Methimpikehoses (Someone please pick him up from O'hare. 4th stall, tap 3 times.)
3. jcrox
4. Revs
5. nekkid DD (He's.. well.. nekkid!!)
6. Monolyth (Needs ride; on side of I-55 heading north.)
7. Q (He is uh.. on way way man brah way way)...?
8. RFtinkerer (He's bringin' the special dip)
9. Retrolock (Needs valid VISA, Offers buttsecks for visa)
Retrolock
10-27-08, 02:21 PM
:bleh:
Bearclaw
10-27-08, 02:26 PM
I am teh horney for teh butt secks!
Ya, we all know! Once DD gets here, the party begins! Unfortunatly, he has yet to make an appearance. :(
Retrolock
10-27-08, 02:37 PM
Ya, we all know! Once DD gets here, the party begins! Unfortunatly, he has yet to make an appearance. :(
Normally, i wouldn't get a hard on with such a lame post. But when you mentioned DD, it's like Vostok rocket **** for me here. Nikita Khrushchev will be mighty pleased in his rotting grave
Monolyth
10-27-08, 03:00 PM
Ya, we all know! Once DD gets here, the party begins! Unfortunatly, he has yet to make an appearance. :(
Yeah, it's getting pretty cold out here, I may just have to give Granny Rotten Crotch a Fuzzylyth Special so I can get there on time.
Bearclaw
10-27-08, 03:08 PM
Yeah, it's getting pretty cold out here, I may just have to give Granny Rotten Crotch a Fuzzylyth Special so I can get there on time.
:headexplode:
Why don't I just postpone he partay until Friday night!
You owe me.
Monolyth
10-27-08, 03:39 PM
:headexplode:
Why don't I just postpone he partay until Friday night!
You owe me.
No no, it's okay...it's just hard to text through this tunaberry bush.
Bearclaw
10-27-08, 03:41 PM
No no, it's okay...it's just hard to text through this tunaberry bush.
:afro::afro2:
methimpikehoses
10-27-08, 03:55 PM
WTF, I have to wait in this filthy restroom till FRIDAY?! :headexplode:
RFtinkerer
10-27-08, 03:58 PM
Do you want some nuts to help sit out the wait?
Bearclaw
10-27-08, 04:02 PM
WTF, I have to wait in this filthy restroom till FRIDAY?! :headexplode:
Good point.
PARTY IS NOW ON FRIDAY. STILL.
Bearclaw
10-27-08, 04:03 PM
UPDATE: People Attending So Far:
1. Bearclaw
2. Methimpikehoses (Someone please pick him up from O'hare. 4th stall, tap 3 times.)
3. jcrox
4. Revs
5. nekkid DD (He's.. well.. nekkid!!)
6. Monolyth (Needs ride; on side of I-55 heading north.)
7. Q
8. RFtinkerer (He's bringin' the special dip)
9. Retrolock (Needs valid VISA, Offers buttsecks for visa)
10. MikeC (Maybe, Let's all send him a PM and ask him.)
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