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vampireuk
05-22-03, 02:23 PM
Guess who just got his own DVD (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3328485266&category=2289)

:rofl

"I blame Al-Jazeera - they are marketing for the Americans!"

"God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis."

"They're coming to surrender or be burned in their tanks."

"No I am not scared, and neither should you be!"

"Be assured. Baghdad is safe, protected"

"Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!"

"We are not afraid of the Americans. Allah has condemned them. They are stupid. They are stupid" (dramatic pause) "and they are condemned."

:angel:

MUYA
05-22-03, 02:45 PM
Don't Forget this site too

http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/

styles-T
05-22-03, 04:28 PM
"We will kill them all........most of them."

"We will welcome them with bullets and shoes."

lol..

UDawg
05-22-03, 09:24 PM
BAHAHAH uncensored! This is too funny.

He is my new hero.

Dewd! you have to put up some .wavs when you get it. I am dying to hear him again.

:jumping: /gets the popcorn and RC Cola and waits for Vamp to return with the goodies. :p


BTW your PM box full but I am sure you know that. ;)

ChrisW
05-23-03, 12:39 AM
I hope that guy survives so he can do some stand up. He is a riot! Reminds me of nVidia's marketing team!

LORD-eX-Bu
05-23-03, 01:02 AM
don't know if it is true or not, but some news outlets reported that he hung himself right after tanks rolled into his area of Baghdad:| If he did, IDIOT! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN RICH!:angel:

Kruno
05-23-03, 03:17 AM
Originally posted by [eNv]-LORD-eX-Bu
don't know if it is true or not, but some news outlets reported that he hung himself right after tanks rolled into his area of Baghdad:| If he did, IDIOT! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN RICH!:angel:

I thought he was captured like all the other Saddam workers most wanted?

LORD-eX-Bu
05-23-03, 03:23 AM
nope, he didn't even make it onto our famed deck of cards:lol:

vampireuk
05-23-03, 06:02 AM
I can't see him as a huge concern to any military:D

Mojo
05-23-03, 06:11 AM
apparently he tried to hand himself over to US forces weeks ago, but they refused to take him into custody because he wasn't on the list...

kinda funny really, because before that he had said that he would sooner die than be taken into custody by the american (pigs/infidels/whatevers).

Dont you love the way that all the fancy bravado stops when they hear the tanks rumblin' in. :rofl

Mojo

vampireuk
05-23-03, 06:23 AM
Well it didn't stop;)

Remember when they were across the river and he was denying they were there, of course they also put a shell into that hotel but thats another story:D

Kruno
05-23-03, 06:46 AM
This guy is utterly hilarious. I hope he is alive. I really do.