Computer thread.

[bob saget]

:(

[methimpikehoses]

We found a bottle of rotten mayonnaise and... well...

[bob saget]

hummus

[methimpikehoses]

This is my rifle; this is my gun.

This is for terroriss; this is for fun.

[Zapablast05]

This is my rifle; this is my gun.

This is for terroriss; this is for fun.

LOL!

On the company commander's inspection, the CO asked a recruit "Finish this line 'this is my rifle'" and he responded with "this is my gun" and the CO got pissed off because he thought we knew the Rifleman's Creed :headexplode:.

[methimpikehoses]

How was he supposed to finish it? I only know the FMJ version.

[bob saget]

how grueling is the PT?

[Zapablast05]

how grueling is the PT?

If you're fat.....very grueling. You get put in the Physical Conditioning Platoon, AKA Professional Cleaners Platoon (all they do is clean and not work out), and Pork Chop Platoon.

[bob saget]

how can they get fitter if all they do is clean?
shou;dnt they be put inna more extreme program that includes starvation :lol: :p

[SLippe]

How was he supposed to finish it? I only know the FMJ version.

Marine Rifle Creed

THIS IS MY RIFLE. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

My rifle, without me is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will....

My rifle and myself know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit....

My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage. I will keep my rifle clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will....

Before God I swear this creed. My rifle and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until there is no enemy, but Peace!

THE CREED OF THE UNITED STATES MARINES

[Zapablast05]

Marine Rifle Creed

THIS IS MY RIFLE. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

My rifle, without me is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will....

My rifle and myself know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit....

My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage. I will keep my rifle clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will....

Before God I swear this creed. My rifle and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until there is no enemy, but Peace!

THE CREED OF THE UNITED STATES MARINES


****in' aye. Oorah bro!

[methimpikehoses]

I don't think Zapa is worthless without his rifle. :(

He is worthless without his gun though...

[bob saget]

my gun is for fun.

[methimpikehoses]

pew pew?

[Zapablast05]

pew pew?

+1

[bob saget]

whapa

[methimpikehoses]

The tubes are alive with the sound of music.

[Zapablast05]

Is that the new Blue Man Group CD??

[RFtinkerer]

My tubes used to have life flowing through them; now a couple snips and there is no life anymore. :cry:

[SLippe]

A194vDpXzyA

[bob saget]

:rofl great one

[CaptNKILL]

A194vDpXzyA

One of his best. :rofl

[methimpikehoses]

One of his best. :rofl

I'd hate to see the worst. :|

[sillyeagle]

I think I'll change my name to Marco Baldoni and become an Italian Hitman, or maybe a Mobster.

[bob saget]

stop spamming methim, i cant keep up :(