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Butter Bandit

11-15-08, 05:34 AM

I just got home from this party, and was totally hitting on this girl. Well, there was a "dude" there who was her "sister", and then "she" started talking to me. Keep in mind I was HAMMERED drunk.....anyways, I really thought this "girl" was a guy, but then we got a bit freaky, and it turns out....it really was a girl.

Does that make me gay? I mean, I suspected it was a dude, but it really was a girl....I know, for realz now. But, she even sounded like a dude. But, it was totally a girl. So, that means I'm not gay right? I made out with someone I thought was pretending to be a guy, but it really was a girl.

I'm gay aren't I? ****!

Someone, kill me now. My life has been turned upside down.

OMG, this is something kevpla would post, isn't it?

bob saget

11-15-08, 05:36 AM

just go to sleep, and wake up in a pool of your own vomit, makes everything seem alright.

Butter Bandit

11-15-08, 05:37 AM

I'm not THAT drunk. Seriously, look at my previous post. It has proper punctuation, noob.

Butter Bandit

11-15-08, 05:38 AM

OMG, the fact that I'm not "that drunk" makes me MORE GAY, doesn't it?

WTF?!?! BOB SAGET SAVE ME.

bob saget

11-15-08, 05:39 AM

:lol:

i dont think i am qualified for this.........

rofl, i dunno, go look at babe thread.....they still seem hawt? haha

Butter Bandit

11-15-08, 05:40 AM

I LIKE BOOBIES.

/THREAD

bob saget

11-15-08, 05:45 AM

I LIKE BOOBIES.

/THREAD

there we go. rofl its 1:45 am, i have about 50 bucks worth of free stoli, and barely tapped into the goodness. Going to go at it tomorrow probably.
night bro.

Camp0rz

11-15-08, 05:46 AM

When did you move to Sexyville?

crainger

11-15-08, 06:59 AM

Butter you are gay and yes, the longer your contain it the longer the shot. Try not to get hit in the face.

Viral

11-15-08, 08:11 AM

she mustve been post-op. how did the inverted penis feel?

methimpikehoses

11-15-08, 12:21 PM

@ Campy: Sexyville = Gaytown

11-15-08, 12:25 PM

(w/opics)

ViN86

11-15-08, 01:40 PM

she mustve been post-op. how did the inverted penis feel?

LOL gross :barf:

butter it sounds like you have homosexual tendencies. why the hell would you go to fool around with a dude? :wtf:

Tuork

11-15-08, 01:41 PM

(w/opics)

Seconded.

methimpikehoses

11-15-08, 02:09 PM

http://i36.tinypic.com/2rpqru8.jpg

bob saget

11-15-08, 02:11 PM

thats ****ed up right there....

methimpikehoses

11-15-08, 02:13 PM

And getting with someone even tho you think it's a dude isn't... :wtf:

bob saget

11-15-08, 02:15 PM

i see your point.

11-15-08, 02:25 PM

i see your point.

I wonder if BB saw a point.

Redeemed

11-15-08, 02:36 PM

I wonder if BB saw a point.

Saw and felt, I'm sure. :bleh:

DiscipleDOC

11-15-08, 02:53 PM

That'll teach you to go to a party and gib is the host.....
(gay) :nanahump:

Bearclaw

11-15-08, 03:51 PM

Uhm.. so you made out with a girl? What's the problem?

bob saget

11-15-08, 03:53 PM

Uhm.. so you made out with a girl? What's the problem?

he was messed up and thought it was a dude. It didnt stop him though....

SLippe

11-15-08, 04:15 PM

So, who pitched and who caught?

(popcorn)

jcrox

11-15-08, 04:54 PM

...and yet another one comes out of the closet