5 Days Left

[AshG]

That's right, 5 days left until wedded bliss...

Those of you few that have any clue who I am know how wackymegasuper stressed and nuts I'm getting this week. :afro:

Wish me luck!

[ragejg]

I do...

err, um, ... wish you luck.

:D:D

All the best to you and yours, AshG. One of the beers that I drink in the next few days will be raised in a celebratory toast to you...

:)

[Kruno]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!

CONGRATS AND GOOD LUCK MAN!!!

THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION! ALL CAPS CELEBRATION!!!!!

YOU GO GIRL. :P

SEND US SOME PICS OF YOU AND YOUR SPECIAL SOMEONE PLEASE!

PS: Is anyone from these boards going to stop by your wedding? I noticed most of you live in America so it isn't too hard to get to other places in the USA.

[stncttr908]

So do you want the cyanide or the .38? :D

Kidding, good luck dude.

[AshG]

Originally posted by K.I.L.E.R

YOU GO GIRL. :P


Heh man, that was so funny it's... um... NOT! =P

When I started working here, everyone was abuzz that NVNews got a chick for a moderator... Then when they found out I was a guy, heh heh...

JuiceZ got an invite and he's not too far away, so hopefully he can take some pictures if he can make it down.

[LORD-eX-Bu]

AshG having just come back from a wedding early sunday morning I have to warn you to keep yourself moving during the whole ceremony. You gotta keep the circulation flowing, use your calves to help the blood move around. You won't even notice yourself stop breathing when all your attention is pointed at the couple or the bride or the whole air of things. None of us guys passed out but one of the bride's maids hit the floor pretty hard out of nowhere heh, watch out for yourself and congrats man!!! :thumbsup:

EDIT: if you were a crazy little kid like us tho it probably helped being made to stand facing the wall for who knows how long, its training bud, it all falls into place :p

[marqmajere]

5 days?! Are you able to sleep? Can you say your name for us? How many fingers am I holding up? ;) Good Luck to you and your new spouse and don't let her try to tell you that you spend to much time at your computer. She's just trying to trick you into some devilish scheme. :D Wives do that, you know.

[Smokey]

Good luch Ash, just dont loose the ring or anything ;)

[DaveW]

Originally posted by AshG
That's right, 5 days left until wedded bliss...

Those of you few that have any clue who I am know how wackymegasuper stressed and nuts I'm getting this week. :afro:

Wish me luck!

Don't do it!

Every married guy says that, and the guy who is about to get married always laughs it off and thinks they are not serious. WE ARE. DON'T DO IT.

Here are the realities of married life:

1) You will have less sex.
2) You will have less money.
3) You will have less time for PC gaming.
4) You will have more arguments.
5) She will gain weight.
6) She will cut her hair short and perm it.
7) She will stop wearing sexy clothes.
8) She will shower and shave less often.

any married guys got anything else to add?

Really, don't do it.

[fastguy94416]

She will be there for you the rest of your life
She will love you
She will comfort you
She will get to know you like no other person
She will help you
She will confide in you
She will have that special smile thats only for you
Any other married guys wanna add to this?
(I'm not even married)

[AshG]

Originally posted by DaveW

1) You will have less sex.

Impossible. Haven't had any yet, so I figure I get at least 2 or 3 months of it.

*gulp*

[-=Gib-McFragger=-]

Originally posted by AshG
Impossible. Haven't had any yet, so I figure I get at least 2 or 3 months of it.

*gulp*

AshG: "Oh gaaaaawd not again, please.....it's numb"

Mrs AshG: "What's my name, bitch???"

:D

[The Baron]

Originally posted by -=Gib-McFragger=-
AshG: "Oh gaaaaawd not again, please.....it's numb"

Mrs AshG: "What's my name, bitch???"

:D

Gib. Thanks for sharing. Now please never, EVER do so again. :thumbsup:

[DaveW]

Originally posted by fastguy94416 ...
She will be there for you the rest of your life


She will be around to nag you for the rest of your life.


She will love you


Aslong as you agree to buy the new carpet she wanted.


She will comfort you


Aslong as you agree to buy the new carpet she wanted.


She will get to know you like no other person


And so will her friends who she will tell everything


She will help you


...buy that new carpet she wanted (you have install it though).


She will confide in you


And tell you what she REALLY thinks of you


She will have that special smile thats only for you


When you buy her that new carpet. Otherwise she will be a grumpy biotch.

Don't do it!

[Riptide]

Originally posted by DaveW
Don't do it!

Every married guy says that, and the guy who is about to get married always laughs it off and thinks they are not serious. WE ARE. DON'T DO IT.

Here are the realities of married life:

1) You will have less sex.
2) You will have less money.
3) You will have less time for PC gaming.
4) You will have more arguments.
5) She will gain weight.
6) She will cut her hair short and perm it.
7) She will stop wearing sexy clothes.
8) She will shower and shave less often.

any married guys got anything else to add?

Really, don't do it.
To paraphrase someone else over on 3dgpu who said this to me recently...

Someone's been hurt huh? Let it out man, let it out... ;)