How many steps to the nearest hottie?

[Qbert]

Ok wherever you are (work, home, prison, church) get up off your ass and walk to the nearest hottie and report back how many steps it took (describe product reviewed too).

Example:
24 steps - office hottie (Asian, big boobs).

Note to bob saget: walking down to your basement to visit the gimp does not count). :nono:

[LaZeR]

Lets see... Since reading this earlier, I have walked aprox 400 steps at work, drove 3 miles round trip in and out of bank to cash my paycheck (+another 50 steps walked). Stopped off at Wendy's drive-thru for a lrg chili and fries. Back at work and have added another 100 steps.

Still haven't located any hotties. :o :(

[bob saget]

ok....walked down to my basement........about 30 steps......

*sees what Lazer wrote*

oh f*ck!!!

well, means I will have to drive to the nearest town, thats another 20k.

[jcrox]

0

She's sitting right next to me.

[Qbert]

Throw down now before she gets away!

[jcrox]

Throw down now before she gets away!

Are you crazy... I hardly ever get the house to myself. I can't wait for her to get outta here

[Qbert]

Bahaaa...you must be married. I know what you mean..lol

[bob saget]

lol