View Full Version : Serious relationship advice needed V2
TheOneAndOnly
12-10-08, 05:06 PM
The gist of my point is that all of these men that claimed to have slept with bob, slept with an Philippino (sp) sexperiment.
O I C
Go on a diet.
No you don't understand. That will not make my junk shrink any.
TheOneAndOnly
12-10-08, 05:09 PM
No you don't understand. That will not make my junk shrink any.
Won't make your d!ck any bigger either :rofl
Drolfrawd
12-10-08, 05:57 PM
http://www.myscienceproject.org/images/saw1.jpg
The answer to you Problems donkey man
TheOneAndOnly
12-10-08, 06:01 PM
LOL WUT?!?
Cmon guyz i am serous hear. I reely need halp with this problim. I will bea meating her 2knight an if she cees my junk i am afrade it will b all ovar.
HALP! :cry:
Two words to help you out LaZer....
Janet & Reno!
Qbert FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (nana2):captnkill:(nana2):captnkill:(lee)(lee)
DiscipleDOC
12-10-08, 06:04 PM
Two words to help you out LaZer....
Janet & Reno!
Qbert FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (nana2):captnkill:(nana2):captnkill:(lee)(lee)
That just helped me out, and I wasn't even looking for your assistance.:thumbdwn:
I hope by the time I get married, I'll be "me" again....
:bleh:
TheOneAndOnly
12-10-08, 06:08 PM
That just helped me out, and I wasn't even looking for your assistance.:thumbdwn:
I hope by the time I get married, I'll be "me" again....
:bleh:
Who are you right at this moment?
DiscipleDOC
12-10-08, 06:12 PM
Who are you right at this moment?
Joo caint tale?
Joo caint tale?
Dis you?
http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/4592/bluemansuevc0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
methimpikehoses
12-10-08, 06:20 PM
Just when I thought this forum couldn't get any more raciss...
DiscipleDOC
12-10-08, 06:25 PM
Just when I thought this forum couldn't get any more raciss...
There goes the neighborhood....:rolleyes2
Bearclaw
12-10-08, 06:27 PM
:rofl
I love working for the american people because that's what I am and that's what I care about! Zalinkys auto parts!
There goes the neighborhood....:rolleyes2
Classic Ice-T song!!!
Here's what happens when I pull down my pants in a woman's presence.
http://www.richardsharp.co.uk/images/shocked-girl.jpg
Delusions of grandwang!
LaZer, when was the last time you had your head (one on shoulders) checked?
bob saget
12-11-08, 01:27 AM
probably never.
TheOneAndOnly
12-11-08, 10:16 AM
Here's what happens when I pull down my pants in a woman's presence.
Massive corn farts tend to do that.
I envy all of you with smaller junk. You will never know what its like to pass out everytime you see a hot babe because of blood loss. You will never experience having to get yourself wet everytime you use the toilet. Trying to jog or run without tripping on yourself. Having to use both forearms to fap. It is a very difficult life you know.
Thanks for all the advice though. Keep it coming.
TheOneAndOnly
12-11-08, 10:57 AM
You wet yourself?
DiscipleDOC
12-11-08, 11:36 AM
Lazers too fat to even remember what his wang looks like. He gets Qbert to give him an update on a monthly basis.
There. I said it.
Lazers too fat to even remember what his wang looks like. He gets Qbert to give him an update on a monthly basis.
There. I said it.
Qbert tried to touch me one time but I fended him off with a picture of Janet Reno I keep in my wallet just for that purpose.
Anyhoo, teh only thing fat on me is my junk which is the whole problem.
DiscipleDOC
12-11-08, 11:54 AM
Qbert tried to touch me one time but I fended him off with a picture of Janet Reno I keep in my wallet just for that purpose.
Anyhoo, teh only thing fat on me is my junk which is the whole problem.
You keep a picture of a dude saying that he's a man for any purpose shows your gayness. Not only that, you use the words "touch" and" Janet Reno" in the same post. You, my "friend" is cursed with a curse.
May God have mercy on your damned soul.
Eh.. WaZup Doc... :naughty:
trivium nate
12-11-08, 12:09 PM
pic sof his gf i havent seem em yet!
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