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LaZeR
12-10-08, 03:44 PM
Ok, It is like this. My junk has grown so enormous that the women are scared I will break them and to make matters worse, I can't even wrap my hand around it anymore. Seeking advice.
Q
12-10-08, 03:45 PM
pics





Wait.....


No. NO PICS. NO MAS! NO MAS!
DiscipleDOC
12-10-08, 03:50 PM
Do not want!!!!

:eek:
grey_1
12-10-08, 03:51 PM
NO!

NONO!
LaZeR
12-10-08, 03:52 PM
No worries. I don't show my junk off on the interwebz , however TheONeandOnly can fill you in. :naughty: He tried to play "Joe The Plumber" on me and got stuck. :headexplode:
TheOneAndOnly
12-10-08, 04:08 PM
I think when he refers to "junk", he's referring to his beer belly.

Underneath you might find a pair of tweezers...
methimpikehoses
12-10-08, 04:10 PM
I've been looking for those...
Qbert
12-10-08, 04:21 PM
Sorry LaZer, the interwebz has teh real proof of your wanghood....

Sorry...a little too edgy.....

DD

:bleh:
DiscipleDOC
12-10-08, 04:22 PM
:bleh:
Qbert
12-10-08, 04:25 PM
No prob & Sorry DDoc, I thought that might be. Funny tho (and prolly true to life).

I'll behave for the rest of the day (somewhat).
TheOneAndOnly
12-10-08, 04:28 PM
I've been looking for those...

You really should look into getting a spare set...
TheOneAndOnly
12-10-08, 04:29 PM
No prob & Sorry DDoc, I thought that might be. Funny tho (and prolly true to life).

I'll behave for the rest of the day (somewhat).

Keep it clean.

This place is just brimming with teenagers.


EDIT: Uh oh...I can just see how thats going to be misconstrued...

:bleh:
Qbert
12-10-08, 04:33 PM
...you are a crusty old man One.

*example of Qbert calling the kettle black*
TheOneAndOnly
12-10-08, 04:41 PM
http://mentalfloss.cachefly.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/gabby.jpg
Qbert
12-10-08, 04:42 PM
Crustier!
DiscipleDOC
12-10-08, 04:43 PM
Crustier!

I don't know how much more crustier you can get. In fact, I don't think I wanna know...
TheOneAndOnly
12-10-08, 04:44 PM
http://bblmedia.com/ugly_old_man.jpg

http://www.goodluckdeluxe.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/old-man-laughing.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/50/132439533_56db871ec9.jpg
Qbert
12-10-08, 04:44 PM
Ok, you win the crustie award, see bob for prize.
DiscipleDOC
12-10-08, 04:47 PM
http://bblmedia.com/ugly_old_man.jpg

http://www.goodluckdeluxe.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/old-man-laughing.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/50/132439533_56db871ec9.jpg

That first one is fake. Like Bob's boobs.
TheOneAndOnly
12-10-08, 04:48 PM
That first one is fake. Like Bob's boobs.

Ya think?

:clap2:

:p
DiscipleDOC
12-10-08, 04:51 PM
Ya think?

:clap2:

:p

The gist of my point is that all of these men that claimed to have slept with bob, slept with an Philippino (sp) sexperiment.
Bearclaw
12-10-08, 04:54 PM
The gist of my point is that all of these men that claimed to have slept with bob, slept with an Philippino (sp) sexperiment.

Phillipino.. zer0?
Q
12-10-08, 04:59 PM
That first one is fake. Like Mythy's boobs.

I've heard they are real.
LaZeR
12-10-08, 05:02 PM
Cmon guyz i am serous hear. I reely need halp with this problim. I will bea meating her 2knight an if she cees my junk i am afrade it will b all ovar.

HALP! :cry:
TheOneAndOnly
12-10-08, 05:05 PM
Cmon guyz i am serous hear. I reely need halp with this problim. I will bea meating her 2knight an if she cees my junk i am afrade it will b all ovar.

HALP! :cry:

Go on a diet.