DiscipleDOC
12-11-08, 12:16 PM
I have a new-found hatred...and his name is Lazer. Lazer befriended me by sharing my conservative views, but to my utter disappointment, he have shown his true colors. I looked at his profile when he first got here (to make sure he was not a troll in disguise) and discovered that he is from PA. No big deal. Most of you know that I'm from Ohio....but I didn't put 2 and 2 together--yet.
Lazer has agreed with me in many of my P/R posts, and I started thinking that he was a true friend--even IF he's from PA. I was like "maybe Pennsylvania is not full of idots after all!" (:bleh:) But, lo and behold, Lazer started showing how much of a mortal enemy he truly is to any one that has a shred of decency. Little by little, he started chipping away at the veil of deceit that he shrouded himself in. it started with him saying little off the wall things about Ohio, and I didn't pay any attention to it...mainly because I was still being deceived into thinking that he was a nice guy. His latest attacks on my Cleveland Browns and Basketball as well is just too much to be ignored. For him to crap on my Cleveland Browns was one thing. But for him to put down the whole sport of Basketball, was just too much. These two things have made me sign a declaration for a war against him, and his ilk.
Lazer, next time you can fit your fat arse through your door, you better make sure you don't have a red dot on your forehead. If you ever hear a ticking sound in your car (before you crank it up) you better get out of it and duck for cover. If you can fit your fat little hooves (you call feet) into your shoes, you better look inside of them first to see if their are any scorpions in them. Next time you get on the highway, you better make sure there's not a silver trailblazer following you off the highway. Next time a gu in a black suit with black shades stare in your direction, you better go and flag down a state trooper and tell him that you believe your life is in danger--because it is (notice that I said state trooper, the regular police in PA can be bought off--just a heads up).
Heed my warnings, you animal. This day, you have truly made an enemy. One that can snuff your life out at any given moment.
PS: Because I thought that you were "ok" at first, I am giving you this warning now. Never let it be said that I was never fair.
PSS: Make sure that your personal affairs are in order.
PSSS: Can I have that hat that you're wearing in that pic? It's kinda cool. :thumbsup:
PS*4: Qbert, did you get that PM referring to my PayPal account?
:bleh:
:justsayinbbqsauce:
Lazer has agreed with me in many of my P/R posts, and I started thinking that he was a true friend--even IF he's from PA. I was like "maybe Pennsylvania is not full of idots after all!" (:bleh:) But, lo and behold, Lazer started showing how much of a mortal enemy he truly is to any one that has a shred of decency. Little by little, he started chipping away at the veil of deceit that he shrouded himself in. it started with him saying little off the wall things about Ohio, and I didn't pay any attention to it...mainly because I was still being deceived into thinking that he was a nice guy. His latest attacks on my Cleveland Browns and Basketball as well is just too much to be ignored. For him to crap on my Cleveland Browns was one thing. But for him to put down the whole sport of Basketball, was just too much. These two things have made me sign a declaration for a war against him, and his ilk.
Lazer, next time you can fit your fat arse through your door, you better make sure you don't have a red dot on your forehead. If you ever hear a ticking sound in your car (before you crank it up) you better get out of it and duck for cover. If you can fit your fat little hooves (you call feet) into your shoes, you better look inside of them first to see if their are any scorpions in them. Next time you get on the highway, you better make sure there's not a silver trailblazer following you off the highway. Next time a gu in a black suit with black shades stare in your direction, you better go and flag down a state trooper and tell him that you believe your life is in danger--because it is (notice that I said state trooper, the regular police in PA can be bought off--just a heads up).
Heed my warnings, you animal. This day, you have truly made an enemy. One that can snuff your life out at any given moment.
PS: Because I thought that you were "ok" at first, I am giving you this warning now. Never let it be said that I was never fair.
PSS: Make sure that your personal affairs are in order.
PSSS: Can I have that hat that you're wearing in that pic? It's kinda cool. :thumbsup:
PS*4: Qbert, did you get that PM referring to my PayPal account?
:bleh:
:justsayinbbqsauce: