State Your Stool.... [Archive] - Page 2

jcrox

12-26-08, 12:32 AM

Liquid thundercheeks.

Steady as she blows.

Melts the paint right off the walls

Noriega

01-05-09, 09:32 PM

hhahaha this topic name ownz

Qbert

02-04-09, 03:36 PM

Wow, I just had a surprize Type 7 FTW!

Have you guys been keeping your stool charts up to date?

sweeft replize!

TheOneAndOnly

02-04-09, 04:03 PM

I performed a simply awesome Type 6-7 today. I gave myself a 9.5, with a 9.8 for memorable sound effects, and a solid 11 for repainting the inside of the toilet.

They'll never get that off :captnkill:

In other news, their still trying to dig LaZeR out of his self-inflicted pile of poo....

General Lee

02-04-09, 11:30 PM

<----Type 8, Unknown consistency: Invisible to the naked eye, heavy odor.

Let's just call my droppings "Screamers"

jcrox

02-05-09, 12:22 AM

Type 2, too much cheese I think ... could be time for some Pabst and Taco Bell.

General Lee

02-05-09, 12:26 AM

Type 2, too much cheese I think ... could be time for some Pabst and Taco Bell.

Watch some Roseanne, that'll do it! (ack):barf:

ChAsM

02-05-09, 01:22 AM

I'm consistently a 5 - 6. I work hard, though, cuz I used to be a 1 - 2 too often.

General Lee

02-05-09, 01:40 AM

I'm consistently a 5 - 6. I work hard, though, cuz I used to be a 1 - 2 too often.

Come on ICE CREAM!

TheOneAndOnly

02-06-09, 02:18 AM

I was laying sh1tbisquits today. Cracked the toilet on the way down.

What would that be classified as?

bob saget

02-06-09, 03:17 AM

lol

i dunno, i pretty much pwn, unless i go for denny's nachos, in which case i get pwned.

bob saget

02-06-09, 03:18 AM

Nothing like a good Type 3 to start the day. Or even end the night.

Nice Type 3 this morning, situation nominal.

I've upgraded to type 4

Smooth plopping

Type 4. Good smooth taper so teh bum don't slam shut.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

bob saget

02-06-09, 03:19 AM

EDIT: mostly a mix of 3 and 4 for me, however the nachos really f*ck me up.

bob saget

02-06-09, 03:20 AM

i hate when you feel like you really gotta go, but its just a massive fart. :(

TheOneAndOnly

02-06-09, 10:04 AM

I hate when you think it's a massive fart, but you really gotta go...:(

LaZeR

02-06-09, 10:21 AM

(w/opics)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/55/110911675_046585c22a.jpg?v=0

Qbert

02-06-09, 09:03 PM

i hate when you feel like you really gotta go, but its just a massive fart. :(

Even better when you fart and splatter all over the inside of the bowl. Now that's what I'm talkin about!

BTW....

Type 4 today...2 times FTW! That was unusual tho.

bob saget

02-07-09, 05:30 AM

:rofl

General Lee

02-07-09, 10:48 AM

We are all that is man.

bob saget

02-07-09, 06:24 PM

We are all that is man.

27

jcrox

02-07-09, 11:12 PM

Even better when you fart and splatter all over the inside of the bowl. Now that's what I'm talkin about!

and in a public bathroom too

bob saget

02-08-09, 04:16 AM

without a courtesy flush.

Qbert

02-08-09, 01:06 PM

...& sans the toilet paper.

jcrox

02-09-09, 12:20 AM

there's no toilet paper in said public restroom