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Qbert
02-09-09, 01:53 PM
no, moss...the dew drops help de-smear too.

Type 6 today...with slowly deteriorating conditions.
LaZeR
02-09-09, 02:04 PM
I hate when you think it's a massive fart, but you really gotta go...:(

Women don't fart, they poop.
Qbert
02-09-09, 07:18 PM
Suddenly, I just want to say....

Queeeeeeeeeeeefer Sutherland.

Thanks for your support.
TheANIMAL
02-09-09, 07:55 PM
Damn i hate farting and sh1tting at the same time.
six_storm
02-09-09, 08:43 PM
Looks like I'm stuck with type 4.
bob saget
02-11-09, 03:52 AM
several small type 2s today. feeling good.
Revs
02-11-09, 05:03 AM
I just papped some http://doubledsvc.com/myspace/potatoes.gif
TheOneAndOnly
02-11-09, 10:36 AM
http://www.healthfreedom.ws/articles/images/bush_fart.jpg

http://trond.weblogg.no/moro/images/fart_1129418373.jpg
bob saget
02-14-09, 07:32 PM
i have been doing so well lately. UNSTOPPABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Qbert
03-10-09, 09:03 PM
Left a Type 4 at work before going home today. Perfect ending to a good work day.
jkmetal
03-10-09, 09:10 PM
The forum has reached a new low.

I disagree. This thread is highest our forum has risen.
Qbert
03-10-09, 09:13 PM
I disagree. This thread is highest our forum has risen.

Why thank you jkmetal (great minds think alike)...I strive to meet the highest standards of our fellow members and your post just made my day.

Cheers to you sir (and keep up the good work neophyte). ;)
General Lee
03-10-09, 10:21 PM
Y'all gotta read this story. I came across it while my ex was working at Ryan's Steakhouse at the time.

http://www.ov-10bronco.net/users/merlin/Humor/ryans.htm

This guy has a type that should be named after him. He FAILS and WINS, both at the same time. :lol2:

Here's a little award-winning moment from the story... THE MOVE

I began "The Move." For those women who may be reading this, let me take a moment to explain "The Move." Men know exactly what their bowels are up to at any given second. And when the time comes to empty the cache, a sequence of physiological events occur that can not be stopped under any circumstances. There is a move men make that involves simultaneously approaching the toilet, beginning the body turn to position ones ass toward said toilet, hooking ones fingers into ones waistline, and pulling down the pants while beginning the squat at the same time.

It is a very fluid motion that, when performed properly, results in the flawless expulsion of **** at the exact same second that ones ass is properly placed on the toilet seat. Done properly, it even assures that the choad is properly inserted into the front rim of the toilet in the event that the piss stream lets loose at the same time; it is truly a picture of coordination rivaling that of a skilled ballet dancer.
jkmetal
03-10-09, 11:41 PM
Y'all gotta read this story. I came across it while my ex was working at Ryan's Steakhouse at the time.

http://www.ov-10bronco.net/users/merlin/Humor/ryans.htm

This guy has a type that should be named after him. He FAILS and WINS, both at the same time. :lol2:

Here's a little award-winning moment from the story... THE MOVE

Story was simply textbook win.

Also, just shot off a nice 4.
General Lee
03-10-09, 11:46 PM
Story was simply textbook win.

Also, just shot off a nice 4.

I'd like to meet that guy, and shake his hand. He can obviously make a story about FAIL sound like a colorful WIN. :lol:
Starscream
03-11-09, 05:39 PM
Type 3.
Qbert
03-11-09, 07:21 PM
Nope, none today...sorry to leave y'all hanging (no pun intended kinda).
Dreamweavernoob
03-11-09, 08:33 PM
mine was like a slug squeezing out. It even had moving hair.


:barf:




joke lol, mine was a smooth talking number 4
wysiwyg
03-11-09, 08:47 PM
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bob saget
03-11-09, 10:42 PM
I have been unstoppable lately, probably my diet lately helps it out alot.
Frosted shreddies, sushi, gallons of water, bananas, turkey.
General Lee
03-11-09, 11:07 PM
Qbert, did you happen to squeeze your brain out through your ass cheeks? Teh AVATAR! What gives?!?!
Qbert
03-12-09, 12:34 PM
Qbert, did you happen to squeeze your brain out through your ass cheeks? Teh AVATAR! What gives?!?!

Ummm, no...but nice visual tho! :captnkill:

My wife did not appreciate me having her ass on the tubes so alas, the ass is gone. :(

For realz....Obama made me change it..harhar. ;)
General Lee
03-12-09, 12:38 PM
Ummm, no...but nice visual tho! :captnkill:

My wife did not appreciate me having her ass on the tubes so alas, the ass is gone. :(

For realz....Obama made me change it..harhar. ;)

If that was yer wife, I'll change my mind about taking her off yer hands bud, lol. :drooling:
Qbert
03-12-09, 01:04 PM
If that was yer wife, I'll change my mind about taking her off yer hands bud, lol. :drooling:

Hehe, if that were my wife I would have cloned her already (I would give you the 3rd clone btw).

I have moved onto the other white meat known as MILF (for a while at least).
General Lee
03-12-09, 01:11 PM
Hehe, if that were my wife I would have cloned her already (I would give you the 3rd clone btw).

I have moved onto the other white meat known as MILF (for a while at least).

I love a good MILF...they are guaranteed to know what they are doing...and most can get a little freaky. :naughty: