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TheANIMAL
03-22-09, 08:57 PM
Oh Dear, i had a donner kebab for the first time in a fortnight.



NOT.... ENOUGH... FIBRE....
bob saget
03-22-09, 08:58 PM
lol kebab.

I stay away from those places like the plague.
Qbert
03-23-09, 04:46 AM
Racist.
Drolfrawd
03-23-09, 08:52 PM
brown and smelly
Albo
04-06-09, 10:24 PM
somedays I get 3, 5, 7 (all in the same day) And surprisingly I have never had 1.
General Lee
04-07-09, 01:36 AM
My stool shall forever remain a prime number. I came, I conquered...I pooped.

If I were Big Bird, I'd lay a big turd. PLOP!
bob saget
04-07-09, 02:38 AM
i have been doing good lately.

my mommy is proud......
Qbert
04-07-09, 12:33 PM
Solid type 4 this morning & I'm off to the races!
TheOneAndOnly
04-07-09, 12:57 PM
brown and smelly

:bleh:

....LaZeR....


:bleh:
LaZeR
04-07-09, 01:00 PM
My @sshole expelled a OneAndOnly in the toilet this AM. :canadian:
TheOneAndOnly
04-07-09, 01:02 PM
My @sshole expelled a OneAndOnly in the toilet this AM. :canadian:

That would be a OneOfMany. Completely different situation...

:D
General Lee
04-07-09, 02:56 PM
My @sshole expelled a OneAndOnly in the toilet this AM. :canadian:

:rofl
betterdan
04-07-09, 02:58 PM
Funny you should mention this since I just went into the hospital this weekend for bloody stools and was found to have an ulcer.

So my answer: dark maroon bloody.
General Lee
04-07-09, 03:06 PM
Funny you should mention this since I just went into the hospital this weekend for bloody stools and was found to have an ulcer.

So my answer: dark maroon bloody.

I remember Peggy Bundy once told Al to laugh with the baby. His response?

"Bleed with the ulcer." :rofl
bob saget
04-08-09, 04:59 AM
Funny you should mention this since I just went into the hospital this weekend for bloody stools and was found to have an ulcer.

So my answer: dark maroon bloody.

Oh you serious?

Damn.......
General Lee
04-08-09, 06:25 AM
Funny you should mention this since I just went into the hospital this weekend for bloody stools and was found to have an ulcer.

So my answer: dark maroon bloody.

Type X

That's what happens when you use Brand X.
Revs
04-08-09, 11:03 AM
I just gave birth to a rather large type 3.

Good times...
General Lee
04-09-09, 09:24 AM
I just realized...I've been drinking so much the past few days, I can't remember the last time I squated. Maybe I should try to go in the woods...just gotta watch out for ground eels. BBL.
Revs
04-09-09, 09:27 AM
eels?!?! :eek:
General Lee
04-09-09, 09:59 AM
eels?!?! :eek:

Ground eels...snakes. :lol:
Revs
04-09-09, 10:41 AM
Ground eels...snakes. :lol:

Aah, that makes more sense :D.

Did you manage to squeeze out a stinky load?
LaZeR
04-09-09, 10:44 AM
NSFW

http://madonnablog.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/poop_05-29-2003.jpg

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General Lee
04-09-09, 11:06 AM
Aah, that makes more sense :D.

Did you manage to squeeze out a stinky load?

Nope, just the bubbles from the beer. Pop, popop, pop, popopop, pop. No poop. :lol:
bob saget
04-10-09, 12:12 AM
is there ever too much beer?
betterdan
04-10-09, 02:02 AM
Oh you serious?

Damn.......

Yep damn serious. Had to go 911 to the hospital Saturday morning. I'm on some $500 carafet prescription and the insurance refuses to pay for the other $500 Previcid prescription.