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Qbert
04-10-09, 12:27 PM
^ That sh1t sucks...literally.
General Lee
04-10-09, 01:37 PM
is there ever too much beer?

NEVAR!!!

is there ever enough beer?

Fixe...and NEVAR!!!

Yep damn serious. Had to go 911 to the hospital Saturday morning. I'm on some $500 carafet prescription and the insurance refuses to pay for the other $500 Previcid prescription.

Damn dude, that sucks...what did you do? Put crushed glass in your food? Do like I do, stick to liquids. ;) :beer2:
Qbert
04-16-09, 01:42 PM
An extended Type 3 this morning with bonus cornholios spread throughout in an equidistant pattern.

Some of my best work so far. :D
bob saget
04-17-09, 01:33 AM
An extended Type 3 this morning with bonus cornholios spread throughout in an equidistant pattern.

Some of my best work so far. :D

hahahahahahha
thanks for the update
General Lee
04-17-09, 01:38 AM
Today was a two-for-one deal. I had two brown babies at the same time...of two entirely different times. Must have forgotten to go before the second supper, I reckon.
Albo
05-07-09, 10:47 PM
hahahahahahha
thanks for the update

+1
Qbert
05-13-09, 02:53 PM
The cornholios are back this morning. I just laid a respectable type 4 in the corporate potty. The execs will love that.

:captnkill:
General Lee
05-13-09, 04:03 PM
The cornholios are back this morning. I just laid a respectable type 4 in the corporate potty. The execs will love that.

:captnkill:

Did you plug it with the aura of Al Bundy? That's the only way to go.
Qbert
05-14-09, 06:47 PM
Smells like teen Bundy.
bob saget
05-15-09, 04:37 AM
smells like victory.
Revs
05-15-09, 04:42 AM
Smells liek vag
TheANIMAL
05-15-09, 06:41 AM
Oh Dear, type 2's today.
Revs
05-15-09, 07:05 AM
Did it float?
TheANIMAL
05-15-09, 07:21 AM
Yup
General Lee
05-15-09, 12:38 PM
Sinkers, floaters...I'm the one with the motor attached.

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_kIWY2DV0KnE/Se1LhipBk8I/AAAAAAAADHM/AHLkb31ZIf8/Motorized%20bar%20stool.jpg
bob saget
05-15-09, 01:30 PM
i dont understand how it can sink, dont they always float..........
oh, i guess the variable density.....
General Lee
05-15-09, 02:32 PM
i dont understand how it can sink, dont they always float..........
oh, i guess the variable density.....

Stay away from the chicken skin...and Bono.
Qbert
06-17-09, 01:18 PM
Imminent Type 7 on the way.

ALERT ALERT ALERT ....clear the thread!!!!

You has been warned!
General Lee
06-18-09, 07:57 AM
Type: Screamer
Reason: Hot sauce on everything, hot sauce chaser for muh beer.

"Can anyone tell me...WHAT ARE THEIR ****ING TYPE?!?!"
methimpikehoses
06-23-09, 08:34 PM
like a rock
General Lee
06-23-09, 08:36 PM
I just plugged toilet with the aura of Al Bundy...again. :thumbsup:
General Lee
07-21-09, 10:01 AM
Thought it was bout time to revive this thread. Yesterday, I ate enough steak to block a colon, two baked potatoes, and some baked beans. Then I chased it with enough beer to drop a mule. Why do I punish myself so? I have a feeling my colon won't be the only thing I block. :headbang:
Qbert
07-21-09, 12:36 PM
I took a pass on the stool today but will brew up an extra dose for y'all tomorrow. Enjoy the reprieve.
Pissbeuponhim
07-21-09, 02:03 PM
Thought it was bout time to revive this thread. Yesterday, I ate enough steak to block a colon, two baked potatoes, and some baked beans. Then I chased it with enough beer to drop a mule. Why do I punish myself so? I have a feeling my colon won't be the only thing I block. :headbang:

Blocking yourself from access to your children via a court ordeR?
Drolfrawd
07-21-09, 02:51 PM
registering after a permaban is against the rulz pardner!!!!