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bob saget
07-21-09, 03:05 PM
I thought I was regular before, but I was wrong.
General Lee
07-24-09, 04:29 PM
I plugged the toilet again...:o
Bearclaw
07-24-09, 04:32 PM
I just had a class 4 phaser set to stun. ...My dog ate it.
Capt. Picard
07-24-09, 04:38 PM
My farts achieve perfect resonance with the four walls of the toilet.
General Lee
07-24-09, 04:47 PM
My farts achieve perfect resonance with the four walls of the toilet.

"Well those four walls of Raiford are closing in on me.
Doing 3-5 hard labor for armed robbery.
When they find me they must kill me, oh Jesus save my soul.
I cain't sit back down on Raiford, I cain't take that anymore."

:D
TheANIMAL
07-25-09, 09:57 AM
Ooooh dear, ive been feeling bad and i'm producing type 7's.
General Lee
07-26-09, 03:55 PM
Plugged the toilet again. Al Bundy would be proud of my consistency! :headbang:
Qbert
07-27-09, 12:56 PM
To be quite frank, the whole weekend has meandered between types 5 and 6 for me.
General Lee
07-27-09, 01:25 PM
I had a few to drink, got bold, and ate the hell outta some hot peppers my brother gave me. He grow Jalapenos, Habaneros, and a few others I can't remember. It seemed to burn all the way through...especially upon exit.

I wasn't far from reaching between my legs and slapping water up on my ass. :lol:
bob saget
07-27-09, 01:26 PM
To be quite frank, the whole weekend has meandered between types 5 and 6 for me.

I am glad to see you learned some honesty :p
DiscipleDOC
07-27-09, 01:33 PM
To be quite frank, the whole weekend has meandered between types 5 and 6 for me.

First of all, we don't want to hear about you and this "frank" character. If that's what you call Methimhoser, then that's between you and him.


Second, we don't want to hear how you graded him. Again, that's between you and him and your sheets.:thumbdwn:
General Lee
07-27-09, 02:22 PM
Wow. So, it has come to this. I apparently have the ability to plug the toilet each and every time I drop a load. Al Bundy would be proud. I think I need to get a Ferguson. A real man's toilet. BAAWOOSH!!! That's a man's flush. :)

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Qbert
07-27-09, 03:04 PM
First of all, we don't want to hear about you and this "frank" character. If that's what you call Methimhoser, then that's between you and him.


Second, we don't want to hear how you graded him. Again, that's between you and him and your sheets.:thumbdwn:

Oh, teh DDoc is so teh jealous.

I'll clean the sheets before you come over, k?
General Lee
07-27-09, 03:06 PM
I'm starting to think I'm going to have to fag-drag each and everyone one of y'all that frequent the General Forums, including myself. Look! They named the forums after me! :p
crainger
07-27-09, 06:48 PM
Guys, I just took a massive **** and it smelt like a dead animal. 30 mins from start to finish, feel much better now. Will keep you updated.
Qbert
10-23-09, 08:11 PM
I just laid the most amazing type 3 in the executive WC.

It was a full body experience. :drooling:
crainger
10-23-09, 08:15 PM
Excellent work Qbert.

I don't have a gall bladder so type 2 and 3s are rare for me. ::(:
General Lee
10-24-09, 02:11 AM
I don't have a gall bladder so type 2 and 3s are rare for me. ::(:

Can't you just buy a new one and have someone stuff it in for you?

BTW, we finally "fixed" my toilet. It's a lot quieter now, and the tank fills back up very quickly. On the downside, however, it seems like it's been neutered. It doesn't have nearly the flushing power it once had. Like Al Bundy said, "...it makes this weak, almost apologetic sound." :(

I really need a Ferguson. BAAWOOSH! That's a man's flush. :lol:
Qbert
07-22-10, 12:57 PM
Ahhhh yes....a nice and nominal type 3 this morning.

My corn ratio is good too! :thumbsup:

/thraed revival program
TheANIMAL
07-22-10, 01:30 PM
Arrrrg, this **** again?

Well at least it is a type 4.
bob saget
07-22-10, 01:32 PM
The color of a type 2 but the texture of a type 3. Must be all the veggis I am eating lately....
ViN86
07-22-10, 01:33 PM
Who dug up this ****ty thread?
Albo
07-22-10, 01:58 PM
:rofl

Do you know what's funny, as I was taking a **** today, I was thinking of this thread. :lol:
Qbert
07-22-10, 02:01 PM
:rofl

Do you know what's funny, as I was taking a **** today, I was thinking of this thread. :lol:

As in all things, the world of the intertubes revolves around you Albo. ;)
Albo
07-22-10, 02:14 PM
As in all things, the world of the intertubes revolves around you Albo. ;)

I'm glad you agree. :D