The Ninja Thread (you did not see this)

[Qbert]

Place all your Ninja knowledge and sightings here (stealth Ninjas welcome)!

ADVANCED NINJA TECHNIQUE #1: STEALING THE FUZZY PEACH
WARNING: This technique should only be attempted by greater ninja. Don't wear gloves for this technique, you may lose your grip and end up leaving the peach with nothing more than a slight tickle.

http://www.entertheninja.com/images/monkeystealspeach1.jpg

http://www.entertheninja.com/images/monkeystealspeach2.jpg

[TheOneAndOnly]

http://api.ning.com/files/SJHyuKr55TNPJLEy1qxnCyMKwKr8cE-AEm0ZVMHtItA_/79485_1_ninja.jpg

[ViN86]

how do you keep your grip if the attacker defends against your attack with natural lubricant?

[TheOneAndOnly]

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl0/1/13254/12_2008/ninjas.preview.jpg

[TheOneAndOnly]

how do you keep your grip if the attacker defends against your attack with natural lubricant?

Dunno. Lazer has never lost his grip.

He's a natural :D

[Qbert]

Ninja Facts:


Ninja don't sweat. Not even during ninja sex. Ever.


The Fart of a Ninja is a million times deadlier than the venom of a rattlesnake. With the right wind, a single fart can wipe out a small village.


Ninja invented skateboarding.


Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless against a ninja.


Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on them.


Ninja can breath underwater anytime they want.


Ninja can change complete wardrobes in less than 1 second.


Ninja don't smoke, but they do use smoke bombs.


Ninja always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs.


Ninja invented the internet. All of it.


Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom.


Ninja always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin.


Ninja can crush golfballs with 2 fingers, any two fingers.


Ninja have a bad temper when they lose at anything. They will usually cut off the winners head before they have time to brag.


Ninja lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway.


Ninja swords are always straight with a square handle guard. Always. Curves are for girls.


Whenever a ninja masterbates people get hurt.

[Toss3]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/1_3_3_7/ninjacat.jpg

http://www.prestonandsteve.com/pictures/4893.jpg

[TheOneAndOnly]

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/4110/ninjasviathefunniestinfsc8.jpg

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/6207/trickyninjaviapizdauscosp6.gif

http://blogs.trb.com/sports/football/jets/blog/Ninja.final

[bob saget]

lol there is nothing in that top pic ^

[Toss3]

http://browsei.com/upload/Pictures/storage/female-ninjas-girls-sport-sex_big.jpg

Btw. is the plural ninja or ninjas?

[jcrox]

I feel so strange... like I'm suddenly in a place that doesn't exist....


Someone halp!

[Toss3]

lol there is nothing in that top pic ^

It just proves that you don't have the skillz to become a ninja - I see 5. :bleh:

[Qbert]

http://www.entertheninja.com/images/ninjababystroller.jpg

[TheOneAndOnly]

I see dead ninjas

[Qbert]

http://www.entertheninja.com/images/wetdream.jpg

Mine too! :captnkill::captnkill::captnkill:

Does that mean I am a ninja? Sweet.

[bob saget]

thats stroller is SICK.

[TheOneAndOnly]

Aint it tho?

[Toss3]

But Bob because it's you I'll give you another chance - here's an easier one:
http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb173/Sasinator104/Ninjas.jpg

[jcrox]

But Bob because it's you I'll give you another chance - here's an easier one:
http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb173/Sasinator104/Ninjas.jpg

I've seen that picture before, I can only ever find 15 of them :(

[TheOneAndOnly]

http://www.popular-pics.com/PPImages/Ninja-Cat.jpg

[grey_1]

lol there is nothing in that top pic ^

You can't see them?

roflcopterz @ blindbob

[Qbert]

Btw. is the plural ninja or ninjas?

Ninja is ninja, there is no plural. It could be 1 ninja or 100, you would never know as you would probably not survive to tell.

So say the ninja.

[Toss3]

http://www.filehurricane.com/viewerthumbnails/58200851452PM_FemaleNinjas1.jpg

[TheOneAndOnly]

lol there is nothing in that top pic ^

Their all behind you :captnkill:

[Qbert]

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/08/25/ninja.jpg

Ninjatute.