Spamfest 2009!

[methimpikehoses]

I still wet the bed.

TMI

[General Lee]

DOC doesn't wet the bed...he "nocturnal emissions" all over it. That's why he invests in a new mattress each and ever month. I think I saw him perform once for "Freaks of ****". DOC, I want Lucy Fire's phone number and address. I could die happily after a night...week...hell, a month with her.

:naughty: Lucy Fire :drooling:

[Albo]

Spam you can lust in.

Also I'm not sure if real spam ever rusts in it's tin.

it does

[Qbert]

Spam you can lust in.

Also I'm not sure if real spam ever rusts in it's tin.

What about fake spam?

[Qbert]

Spam you can lust in.

Also I'm not sure if real spam ever rusts in it's tin.

What about spam, if it is fake?

[Qbert]

Spam you can lust in.

Also I'm not sure if real spam ever rusts in it's tin.

Fake spam, will it rust too?

:spam2::spam2::spam2: and more :spam2:

[General Lee]

I have a foreign object protruding from the head...I obviously need a medic. Vice grips ought to do the job, I just don't want to use my whiskey for an antiseptic. Tough choice...drink the whiskey, or die from an infection to the brain.

Isn't it polite to create a poll thread heah for such important decisions? Time will tell...or find me dead with a sex toy in the temple. Give my regards to Jerry Lee Lewis. He has my cleats.

I don't remember posting that... :bleh:

[Albo]

Spam

[TheANIMAL]

Spam

You've been taking this rather seriously lately haven't you?

[Noriega]

bob need friends

[DiscipleDOC]

bob need friends

Bob needs penicillin.

[General Lee]

Bob needs penicillin.

That's why I want to have a dirty nurse for a **** buddy...at least she can give me a shot before we do anything. ;)

[bob saget]

bob need friends

dont worry, i have you. always.

[General Lee]

I does it again!

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/964/capturegmm.jpg

[TheANIMAL]

Now thats spam you can believe in!!

[General Lee]

Now thats spam you can believe in!!

I am Spam Master G., spam champion for 2 weeks running, and going for week 3. Stay tuned, cause I got somma dat "YES WE CAN"!

[jcrox]

weak sauce Lee... weak sauce.

[General Lee]

weak sauce Lee... weak sauce.

I prefer Vag Sauce...sounds like you're just jealous, with only BearVag to keep you content. I recommend a beer, and a wiggly penor covered in ketchup. :p

[jcrox]

I prefer Vag Sauce...sounds like you're just jealous, with only BearVag to keep you content. I recommend a beer, and a wiggly penor covered in ketchup. :p

I have to take a small break from the beer. 6 of us went up north and in 5 days polished off 12 cases of beer in the cabin, we drank so much at the lodge they closed on Wednesday and were able to count single cans of beer for inventory and that doesn't include all the shots or the beers at the Indian casino.

The shots were just brutal but totally unavoidable... "Mystery Shot $1"

You shake dice and you get a shot based on what number you roll. The bottles are covered so that you can't see what shot you're getting. I can attest to the fact that #'s 2 and 6 are real mother******s :thumbdwn:

[General Lee]

I have to take a small break from the beer. 6 of us went up north and in 5 days polished off 12 cases of beer in the cabin, we drank so much at the lodge they closed on Wednesday and were able to count single cans of beer for inventory and that doesn't include all the shots or the beers at the Indian casino.

The shots were just brutal but totally unavoidable... "Mystery Shot $1"

You shake dice and you get a shot based on what number you roll. The bottles are covered so that you can't see what shot you're getting. I can attest to the fact that #'s 2 and 6 are real mother******s :thumbdwn:

Sounds like fun, lol. Mystery shots for $1...where can I sign up? :D

[bob saget]

lol

[General Lee]

My dog Dixie told me to spam a little for her...ahem.

My dog's better than your dog
My dog's better than your's
My dog's better cause she's Confederated
My dog's better than your's

She also wants canned Spam...damn fatass dog.

:D

[Revs]

http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll267/barnetts0326/Awesome.jpg

[Qbert]

All you guys rock the awesome dept.

[General Lee]

All you guys rock the awesome dept.

Thank God I'm not still working down in the Male Room. http://www.eunuch.org/vbulletin/images/smilies/emot-dong.gif