What's your Superpower?

[Capt. Picard]

???

[bob saget]

to be able to wake up at 8am every morning :|

[|MaguS|]

12 inch penis :o

Instantly makes all the girls in the room knees buckle.

[methimpikehoses]

heat-ray vision

[jcrox]

I can beat up dozens of elementary school children at the same time.

[bob saget]

I can beat up dozens of elementary school children at the same time.

trust me, now thats fun.

[Noriega]

I can eat cookies wile drinking milk!

[methimpikehoses]

Slicing and dicing!

http://i39.tinypic.com/2cmnoyu.jpg

[bob saget]

cookin is fun.

[grey_1]

I shed hair in peoples food, making them gag so they give me monies so I leaveses.

[methimpikehoses]

...curly hair...

[bob saget]

i has curly

[Qbert]

Spontaneous expelling of flatus through the anus.

Now for your daily history lesson kids...

The English word flatus or 'fart' is one of the oldest words in the English vocabulary. Its Indo-European origins are confirmed by the many cognate words in other Indo-European languages:


Greek πέρδομαι (perdomai)
Latin pēdĕre
Sanskrit pardate
Avestan pərəδaiti
Russian пердеть (perdet')


...all of which mean the same thing.

/lesson

[Revs]

I haz teh pow0rz to keel pony monster!

I just choose not to :bleh:

[slap head]

I am capable of producing lethal levels of sarcasm.

[Starscream]

B.O.

[TheOneAndOnly]

Clearing elevators after lunch.

[Noriega]

clean mine plz