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Butter Bandit

01-07-09, 11:33 AM

Your shlong can be shlonger

DiscipleDOC

01-07-09, 11:34 AM

They sent that to you because Gib kept complaining...

:bleh:

jcrox

01-07-09, 07:46 PM

Is like that Date Rape drug? Because I've taken those drugs several time and I still haven't gotten laid :(

bob saget

01-07-09, 10:42 PM

its a cruel world crotch, be patient.

Butter Bandit

01-07-09, 10:46 PM

Can your schlong really get schlonger though? Is this for real?

jcrox

01-07-09, 11:10 PM

Can your schlong really get schlonger though? Is this for real?

I'll try it. Maybe if I take the date rape drug at the same time I can get some tail :captnkill:

DiscipleDOC

01-07-09, 11:33 PM

I'll try it. Maybe if I take the date rape drug at the same time I can get some tail :captnkill:

I can sell you LaZeR pretty cheap. If you're looking to get laid, she'll do it for a pop-tart and a bottle of thunderbird. ;)

I'm just sayin'...

crainger

01-07-09, 11:34 PM

That's a good deal DOC. Would this effect the contract some of have with yourself for your own services?

DiscipleDOC

01-07-09, 11:36 PM

That's a good deal DOC. Would this effect the contract some of have with yourself for your own services?

lol wot?

This is your brain on crack.
:wtf:

jcrox

01-07-09, 11:39 PM

I can sell you LaZeR pretty cheap. If you're looking to get laid, she'll do it for a pop-tart and a bottle of thunderbird. ;)

I'm just sayin'...

Can't do it... I would most definitely be needing that bottle of thunderbird with her

bob saget

01-08-09, 01:20 AM

we smokin crack later?

bacon12

01-08-09, 01:22 AM

we smokin crack later?

Yea and having a schlong stretching session. Its easier as the cracks numb the painful procedure.

Butter Bandit

01-08-09, 01:23 AM

More virility requires a bigger utility.

bob saget

01-08-09, 01:24 AM

Yea and having a schlong stretching session. Its easier as the cracks numb the painful procedure.

sounds fun.

crainger

01-08-09, 02:05 AM

lol wot?

This is your brain on crack.
:wtf:

LOL

I give up. My posting abilities have left me. ::(:

Redeemed

01-08-09, 02:09 AM

LOL

I give up. My posting abilities have left me. ::(:

Only 28,561 post later. :thumbsup:

SLippe

01-08-09, 02:22 AM

h4x0r

bob saget

01-08-09, 02:26 AM

hacks

sytaylor

01-08-09, 10:08 AM

Your shlong can be shlonger

It works like a magic lamp.

Rub it and magic happens.

Noriega

01-08-09, 03:25 PM

I don't belive in magic u fool