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jcrox
01-29-09, 09:45 AM
Women:

Accidentally walk in on your wife's best friend in her underwear and she'll quickly cover herself up, turn red in the face from embarrassment and maybe even scream....

Make the underwear 1/2 the size and call it a bikini though and she's happy to mingle with thousands of people at busy water park on a hot summer day.
Revs
01-29-09, 09:47 AM
http://www.popculturepost.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/borat-mankini-62408-1.jpg
TheOneAndOnly
01-29-09, 10:04 AM
Does the iPod really need to be pink?
Qbert
01-29-09, 01:33 PM
Ahh, good play Revs. I see your Borat and raise you a Connery...

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/16/connery0im.jpg

And 2 Asians...

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/16/as-gay-as-this.jpg
Revs
01-29-09, 01:42 PM
:lol: I fold..
Qbert
01-29-09, 02:18 PM
:lol: I fold..


:rofl !!!
LaZeR
01-29-09, 02:28 PM
I'm not posting in this thread! :headexplode:
TheOneAndOnly
01-29-09, 04:06 PM
Neither am I.
jcrox
01-30-09, 11:07 PM
Bottled Beer:

The one time you venture away from your normal beer... it's not a twist off.... and you have no bottle opener :thumbdwn:
Redeemed
01-30-09, 11:18 PM
Bottled Beer:

The one time you venture away from your normal beer... it's not a twist off.... and you have no bottle opener :thumbdwn:

Quit being a pussy- use your teeth.
TheOneAndOnly
01-30-09, 11:32 PM
Use Pussy Teeth
jcrox
02-01-09, 11:42 PM
Pizza:

If someone asks you "what do you like on your pizza" and you reply "pretty much anything" you have a 100% chance that the pizza will be ordered with the one topping on it that you really can't stand.
Bearclaw
02-02-09, 01:28 PM
La pizza:

Si alguien le pregunta "lo que le hace quiere en su pizza" y usted contesta "bonito mucho algo" usted tiene una 100% de oportunidad que la pizza será ordenada con la una cobertura en ello que usted realmente no puede pararse.
TheOneAndOnly
02-02-09, 05:58 PM
Truth? You can't handle the truth!
jcrox
02-02-09, 07:05 PM
Spanish:

Only homo's think American's really want to hear or read it
Qbert
02-02-09, 07:17 PM
La pizza:

Si alguien le pregunta "lo que le hace quiere en su pizza" y usted contesta "bonito mucho algo" usted tiene una 100% de oportunidad que la pizza será ordenada con la una cobertura en ello que usted realmente no puede pararse.

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-The conch is very big!
-Do you like erect pines?
-What is that, cheese?
-Do you like gay men or shrimp?

-¡La concha es muy grande!
-¿Usted tiene gusto de pinos erectos?
-¿Cue es éso, queso?
-¿Usted tiene gusto de maricones o de mariscos?

/just sayin
/solamente diciendo