REDEEMED GOT PWND

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Anus? Is that you?


Do you always talk to your body parts?

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How did you get so many posts so quickly...? And in what thread? :lol:

I...MUST...POST...MOAR!!!

[DiscipleDOC]

*Looks at the bear and then the horse*

There's nothing worst than a bear with weak horse sauce.



:bleh:

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I'm sloooowly catching up!

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I know I'll get there someday...

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I don't like virus removals.

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They tend to take too much time. I have to wonder, why are people so naive as to get an infection?

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Don't they realize that some things are too good to be true?

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For example- LimeWire. I know many love it and use it... but it is a breeding ground for malicious software.

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As is MySpace... and crap. Yet people don't put two and two together to realize the risks that are associated with such software. For example...

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If I had one $100 bill, and then made 1,000 duplicates of it, would you accept it? I think some people would.

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If I had a brand new Brad Paisley album that I purchase, but I then made $1000 copies of it, would you accept it from me? Some people would.

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Why? Because people like free things. They cannot be bothered to spend money on stuff unless they have to...

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Except for their big screen TVs that they used credit cards to purchase because they didn't want to spend their money or save their money for such a purchase...

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And then they use the same credit card(s) to buy that awesome surround sound system, every gaming console known to man, and the most uber-1337 gaming PC under the Heavens...

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All while using credit to purchase 5 vehicles, and then more credit cards to modify each vehicle...

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And then taking out a loan that doesn't have a fixed rate, when they already have a personal debt that is proportionally to them the size of our government's...

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But these same people wont hesitate to hope onto LimeWire and download an entire DVD collection and every audio CD known to man simply cause it doesn't cost them...

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Because they're using their neighbor's wifi which isn't encrypted. Then when they get a virus of God-like proportions on their computer they bring it to me expecting me to fix it within a matter of seconds and for free...

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But then get pissed when I tell them the service costs $90 and can take up to a week to complete, depending on how bad the infection is and how back logged we are with other customers. They then go on a rant how the service is so over priced and it is easy to fix it because their best friend's girlfriend's mother's friend's cousin's co work popped a little "memory stick BSU thingy" in, clicked the mouse a few times when it got infected last time and... voila! It was miraculously cured! I then respond with this exact look...

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:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:

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And I proceed to stare at them with that exact look until they decide they need to open their mouth some more and proceed to illustrate just how ignorant they are and how it was so easy to fix last and that I'm just taking them for a run to try and make some money...

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And then how they got laid off from their job, their husband is about to get laid off as well, they have a tremendous amount of debt all because "blah blah" (and absolutely no fault of their own), they have mouths to feed...

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Which is precisely when I chime in and ask about the prior infection, how it occurred, what they were doing, etc...

[bob saget]

i wanna go i7 with DFI x58