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six_storm
01-31-09, 10:55 PM
http://www.americanbear.org/shared/images/homepage/black-bear.jpg

+

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/define-female-reproductive-system-2.jpg


She's back . . . Watch your cornholes guys. I say we start a new program here at NVNews called the "BearVag Rape Protection Program". That way NVNews members can watch each other's backs and make sure BearVag doesn't sneak in a "buttsechs attack".

:bleh:
six_storm
01-31-09, 11:21 PM
So nobody wants to reduce the risk of BearRape? I can't believe you guys!!!!!

:(
OReily
01-31-09, 11:26 PM
This the best article you ever wrote about.
methimpikehoses
01-31-09, 11:28 PM
My chastity belt is already impervious to Bearvag.
six_storm
01-31-09, 11:30 PM
My chastity belt is already impervious to Bearvag.

Well at least somebody is taking some preventative measures . . .
General Lee
02-01-09, 07:19 AM
Well at least somebody is taking some preventative measures . . .

I already have...I have teh protecshun of JaggerFAIL™ Awards...if need be, I'll roll one up and smack a BearVag on teh noes. :headexplode:
Capt. Picard
02-01-09, 09:38 AM
Fortunately I'm in darkest Africa. There are no bears here.

http://lh5.ggpht.com/fishbon3/Rnl4ijGhizI/AAAAAAAAAks/SZsYPWi6kzk/s400/jesus_christ_its_a_lion%5B1%5D.jpg

http://photos.igougo.com/images/p302973-Escondido_California-Lion_in_the_Car.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/124/410755498_ab907f97d2.jpg?v=0
bob saget
02-01-09, 04:11 PM
lol

we have squirrels.
six_storm
02-01-09, 04:17 PM
Maybe we should level up and get new armor, some armor with +25 protection against the BearVag . . . .:bleh:
Redeemed
02-01-09, 08:02 PM
Why not just kill it? Once and for all?
Redeemed
02-01-09, 08:03 PM
Be rid of it, for good.
Noriega
02-01-09, 08:24 PM
its spam
Bearclaw
02-02-09, 12:36 PM
Too late. I am now a level 84 metric system bearvag.
TheOneAndOnly
02-02-09, 06:12 PM
You're now my biatch.
six_storm
02-02-09, 06:32 PM
BearVag leveled up!!!! Run for the hilllsss!!!!!1111
Qbert
02-02-09, 07:05 PM
Why not just kill it? Once and for all?

Cannot be done. BearVag is impervious to all your earthly methods of destruction.

But there is one one to kill it and I'm not telling. (nana2)
jcrox
02-02-09, 09:32 PM
Cannot be done. BearVag is impervious to all your earthly methods of destruction.

But there is one one to kill it and I'm not telling. (nana2)

Pony Monster can kill the BearVag
Bearclaw
02-02-09, 09:35 PM
GO GO POWER BEARVAG!

'que theme song'
zoomy942
02-02-09, 09:37 PM
go go power rangers!
jcrox
02-02-09, 09:45 PM
go go power rangers!

(gay)
LaZeR
02-02-09, 09:47 PM
I thought zoomy was a girl :confused:
bob saget
02-02-09, 09:52 PM
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TheOneAndOnly
02-02-09, 10:36 PM
I thought zoomy was a girl :confused:

We thought you were too. No man acts like you...
bob saget
02-02-09, 11:26 PM
HA!
jcrox
02-07-09, 02:03 PM
Is that BearVag in my garbage can or is that terrible smell old chicken?