Wake up you bastards!

[Redeemed]

GET YOUR LAZY BUTTS UP!!!!

I've been up since 6:30. :lol:

DOCFAIL

[General Lee]

I slept in till 8 AM. I was exhausted from a harrowing night of L4D2. :lol:

[General Lee]

Great. Being sick messed up my sleep patterns, and I've been going to bed early, and waking up too early. Went to bed at 9 PM, woke up at bloody 2:45 AM...AND THERE'S NOBODY ONLINE YET! :cry:

At least I didn't wake up with another sock on my face, but now every morning, when I sit up, there's pressure in my eyes, and when I stand up, they hurt like hell. What the hell is wrong with me? Is it alcohol detox? I've never had withdrawal like this, and even had a couple of them yesterday.

I'm going back to bed, because I have a hard day of nothing ahead of me. :lol:

MEDIC!

[Revs]

Revs is now awake (after 2 strong coffees)!

[General Lee]

As long as people keep posting, I can't leave my post...

I have Obsessive Compulsive Posting Disorder :(

[Revs]

Like turrets syndrome for forum members? :lol:

[General Lee]

Something like that...if I see a new post in a thread, I want to post something, too. (crazy)

[six_storm]

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[DiscipleDOC]

Get the heck up. It's too late for you chumps to still be in bed. Get up.

[six_storm]

Get the heck up. It's too late for you chumps to still be in bed. Get up.

Dude, your mom wore me out last night so leave me alone. OMG! Lee? Did you sleep on the floor? I didn't even know you were here!!! :wonder:

[DiscipleDOC]

Dude, your mom wore me out last night so leave me alone. OMG! Lee? Did you sleep on the floor? I didn't even know you were here!!! :wonder:

If you can go for more than 2 minutes, than maybe an 80 year old woman won't wear you out.

Lee knows he better not get on the bed. His place is on the floor! :bleh:

[six_storm]

If you can go for more than 2 minutes, than maybe an 80 year old woman won't wear you out.

Lee knows he better not get on the bed. His place is on the floor! :bleh:

Now how would you know how long I can go Doc? Did Bob tell you moar lies? :bleh:

[General Lee]

If you can go for more than 2 minutes, than maybe an 80 year old woman won't wear you out.

Lee knows he better not get on the bed. His place is on the floor! :bleh:

I could sleep at the end of the bed and keep your warm. ;)

I wake up WAY too early every day. I only sleep for four hours max now. It's lonely here @ 4 AM. :(

[DiscipleDOC]

Get the heck up, you lazy retards! It's time to amuse me!

Seriously, I only had about 4 hours of sleep last night. I could not sleep for nothing....:thumbdwn:

[six_storm]

I'm about to go get a Mt Dew to get me woke up. Already worked for 2 hours this morning, waiting for the snow/sleet to get my butt out of work and on my way home!

[DiscipleDOC]

I'm about to go get a Mt Dew to get me woke up. Already worked for 2 hours this morning, waiting for the snow/sleet to get my butt out of work and on my way home!


Are you guys expecting a lot of snow/sleet?

[six_storm]

Are you guys expecting a lot of snow/sleet?

Nashville: 1"-2"
Where I live, about 1 hour north: 4"-6"

[DiscipleDOC]

Nashville: 1"-2"
Where I live, about 1 hour north: 4"-6"

:( I'm not liking this. My wife wants me to take her to SC this weekend.

[General Lee]

:( I'm not liking this. My wife wants me to take her to SC this weekend.

Don't worry, all the snow, sleet, and ice will be gone by then. I still got a little left where the sun doesn't hit the ground around here, but all the roads should be clear. I bet y'all are going to take Interstate 20 through Atlanta, right? Well, you COULD take I-85 from Atlanta and meet me in Spartanburg for a burger. I'll show you our most famous restaurant...THE BEACON! No road trip should be taken to South Carolina without stopping there, and then you can just get on I-26 and head straight down to Charleston. I should be your tour guide...just stuff me in the trunk. :D

You'll have to holler out your order when you get to the Beacon's food line. I can't describe the place, but I can give you some info on it. Their ice tea is so good, they sell it in stores now.

The Beacon uses the following items in preparing its meals:
* Three tons of onions per week
* Three tons of potatoes per week
* Four tons of beef, chicken, and seafood per week

The Beacon is the largest single seller of iced tea in the U.S. We go through 3,000 pounds of sugar per week making 62,500 gallons per year (that's enough to fill 24 tanker trucks)!


http://www.beacondrivein.com/history.htm

I woke up this morning feeling rough. I think I must have downed over a case of beer yesterday, but at least I didn't start before noon this time. There's only one way to fix this...DRINK MOAR BEER!

WAKE UP YOU BASTARDS!

[General Lee]

I went to the store for beer this morning. The fat moo cow behind the counter saw I had two cases, and told me I drink too much. I told her...

"Well, you weigh too much. You need to join Jenny Craig, because you're throwing the Earth of its axis. We're freezing because of you DAMNIT!"

Needless to say, I didn't get my beer there. :lol:

[six_storm]

Good morning everyone. Is it time to go home yet? :(

I'm ready to go home, workout and read some of my Halo novel.

[General Lee]

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[Bearclaw]

Just in case anyone missed these lyrics the first time: :bleh:

When I was fourteen I was falling fast
For a blue eyed girl in my homeroom class
Trying to find the courage to ask her out
Was like trying to get oil from a waterspout
What she would have said I can't say
I never did ask and she moved away
But I learned something from my blue eyed girl
Sink or swim you gotta give it a whirl

Life's a dance you learn as you go
Sometimes you lead, sometimes you follow
Don't worry about what you don't know
Life's a dance you learn as you go

The longer I live the more I believe
You do have to give if you wanna recieve
There's a time to listen, a time to talk
And you might have to crawl even after you walk
Had sure things blow up in my face
Seen the longshot, win the race
Been knocked down by the slamming door
Picked myself up and came back for more

Life's a dance you learn as you go
Sometimes you lead, sometimes you follow
Don't worry about what you don't know
Life's a dance you learn as you go

Life's a dance you learn as you go
Sometimes you lead, sometimes you follow
Don't worry about what you don't know
Life's a dance you learn as you go
Life's a dance you learn as you go
Sometimes you lead, sometimes you follow
Don't worry about what you don't know
Life's a dance you learn as you go

Life's a dance
Life's a dance
Life's a dance
Take a chance on love
Life's a dance
You learn as you go

[General Lee]

Just in case anyone missed these lyrics the first time: :bleh:

So...are you asking me to dance? Real men don't dance! Look at the Terminator...does he dance? NO, HE DOESN'T! He's such a manly man that he can barely even WALK with those muscles!

Real men get into fights. They hit someone, they kick someone...they even Mike Tyson someone's ear off! No, real men don't dance...because we're not little girls. The only excuse a man has to dance is if he thinks it will get him laid...or if he's just drunk.

:lol:

EDIT: WAKE UP YOU BASTARDS!

[Bearclaw]

Who wants to dance?