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General Lee
03-03-10, 10:14 AM
I've been askin for months!!!! WTF?!?!!?!?!!! If you'd quit paying Meth to come over and hold you every night, maybe you'd have the money . . . Jussayin.

I know, I haven't had money in months. That unemployment check doesn't cover much you know. In fact, several of the businesses around here are about to close for good, which means my small town's future isn't looking to hot. What this town needs is a brothel...that'll bring in some money. :lol:

EDIT: WAKE UP YOU BASTARDS!
six_storm
03-03-10, 10:54 AM
I know, I haven't had money in months. That unemployment check doesn't cover much you know. In fact, several of the businesses around here are about to close for good, which means my small town's future isn't looking to hot. What this town needs is a brothel...that'll bring in some money. :lol:

EDIT: WAKE UP YOU BASTARDS!

Sounds like you need to move to Nashvegas with yo boy six! :D
DiscipleDOC
03-03-10, 10:54 AM
Sounds like you need to move to Nashvegas with yo boy six! :D

You know, if you guys can get a group of nvnewsers to come to Nashville, I'll come too...
Redeemed
03-03-10, 01:27 PM
You know, if you guys can get a group of nvnewsers to come to Nashville, I'll come too...

+1

I can then finally propose to miss Underwood. :wonder:
General Lee
03-03-10, 03:54 PM
Sounds like you need to move to Nashvegas with yo boy six! :D

You know, if you guys can get a group of nvnewsers to come to Nashville, I'll come too...

Then we can start a company called "Computers N Sh*t". :lol:

+1

I can then finally propose to miss Underwood. :wonder:

Back off...at least until I've had my way with her. :p

Nah, I'll take Kellie Pickler. :naughty:
ragejg
03-03-10, 03:57 PM
Then we can start a company called "Computers N Sh*t". :lol:



Back off...at least until I've had my way with her. :p

Nah, I'll take Kellie Pickler. :naughty:

But you'll end up with Mary Chapin Carpenter. :rofl
General Lee
03-03-10, 04:30 PM
But you'll end up with Mary Chapin Carpenter. :rofl

Hey, you wouldn't hear me complain. I might not bang her, but I could definitely jam with her. :D

SuapCENFM2U
General Lee
03-05-10, 07:53 AM
WAKE UP YOU BASTARDS!!!
IT'S FRIDAY!!!

CiH5FZBGo1U
six_storm
03-05-10, 09:36 AM
I'm only working half a day today!!!! w00t!!

Gonna go home, work around the house and then play some Battlefield!!!
General Lee
03-05-10, 10:40 AM
I'm only working half a day today!!!! w00t!!

Gonna go home, work around the house and then play some Battlefield!!!

When you're unemployed, every day is a weekend. :D
doddsy
03-06-10, 05:11 AM
bring me a wheel of oaken wood, a rein of polished leather, a heavy horse and a tumbling sky brewing heavy weather....
General Lee
03-06-10, 09:13 AM
Watched Twilight last night with a girl, couldn't make it through the whole movie, so I had to seduce her before my testicles dropped off. Got her drunk on red wine, and she was powerless...and then breathless.

Yeah, I'm the master.

WAKE UP YOU BASTARDS!!!
doddsy
03-07-10, 06:21 AM
you're sure it was a girl....?
General Lee
03-07-10, 11:19 AM
you're sure it was a girl....?

Yep, nice big ol' titties to go with my beer! :)

I was up till 3 AM, drinking muh beer and kicking ass on Team Fortress 2. Woke up to sacred black coffee...soon as it hit my belly, it re-hydrated the alkyhawl. Man, I love a good hangover. Coffee and beer in my belly is awesome. Time to go hang some more insulation in the basement, and...

WAKE UP YOU BASTARDS!!!
General Lee
03-15-10, 08:46 AM
Ok, time to get the daughter to school, and watch The Pacific while drinking muh coffee and beer. I'm starting to feel like this thread is my Twitter page. :lol:

WAKE UP YOU BASTARDS!!!
six_storm
03-15-10, 09:17 AM
Thus a start of another work week. But something is different this week . . .

Did Bob finally get that sex change she's always wanted? Or will BearNuts finally be banned for good?
Bearclaw
03-15-10, 10:09 AM
Happy Monday, y'all. I declare this week to be "Southern Accent Week"

..I do declare!
DiscipleDOC
03-15-10, 10:29 AM
Happy Monday, y'all. I declare this week to be "Southern Accent Week"

..I do declare!

You sound like a crackhead ho more than a girl.
Bearclaw
03-15-10, 10:34 AM
You like me. I know you do. :)
General Lee
03-15-10, 12:52 PM
You sound like a crackhead ho more than a girl.

I do declayuhr! :p
six_storm
03-15-10, 02:13 PM
Lee is a crackhead . . .
General Lee
03-15-10, 02:15 PM
Lee is a crackhead . . .

Really? Then how could I afford my beer? Think son, THINK! :lol:
Bearclaw
03-15-10, 04:01 PM
I do declare! Who wants some lemonade? It's hot here in Georgia.


Teabaggin' time!
DiscipleDOC
03-15-10, 04:14 PM
I do declare! Who wants some lemonade? It's hot here in Georgia.


Teabaggin' time!

Figures.
bob saget
03-15-10, 04:15 PM
Ha!