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betterdan
06-17-10, 01:30 PM
I'm gonna have to quit eating these delicious granola and peanut butter bars. Stomach is TORE UP.

That wasn't a granola and peanut butter bar you ate. Oh and please put the toilet seat down when you are done eating please. I hate when I sit down and unexpectedly splash my booty in the water.

Thanks! :)


Good luck on your job General!
six_storm
06-17-10, 01:42 PM
That wasn't a granola and peanut butter bar you ate. Oh and please put the toilet seat down when you are done eating please. I hate when I sit down and unexpectedly splash my booty in the water.

Thanks! :)


Good luck on your job General!

Then what did I eat? I don't like booty splash either.
betterdan
06-17-10, 01:48 PM
I'll have to check and see what I ate last night then I'll get back to you Six_storm.
General Lee
06-17-10, 01:50 PM
Will this job be any better than your last job?

It will be a HELLUVA lot better than my last job, no contest. I know what the place is like, and they might work me hard, but they take care of their employees. They don't work 'em like a sweatshop. My parents wouldn't have worked 40 years on average there if they did. The benefits are great, as are the people. My grandfathers worked there, my cousins, my brother even. Yeah, if I get this job, I'll stick with it for years at the very least...or until I can finish my college degree and get a job in the IT sector. :)

Good luck on your job General!

Thanks Easy Rider! ;)
six_storm
06-18-10, 07:22 AM
What's up ladies?
General Lee
06-18-10, 08:31 AM
What's up ladies?

Just woke up, having coffee. It's time to jack off, sh!t, n' shave. Time to get a move on. Gotta get out there and weed-eat some.

WAKE UP YOU BASTARDS!!!
General Lee
06-22-10, 04:52 AM
Just woke up. No coffee yet. Hungover. Gotta go take my drug test this morning. I'd rather piss in a cup for 'em. They want my hair....like I'm not already missing enough as it is. Feel like throwing up, but it's too early to start having fun.

WAKE UP YOU BASTARDS!!!
General Lee
06-22-10, 05:10 AM
General Lee is going to go home and make love to a mod's wife...after he throws up, of course.

:D




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General Lee
06-22-10, 07:07 AM
I KNOW MY RIGHTS!!!

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Redeemed
06-22-10, 10:53 AM
Now why would you post videos of yer'self, General? :D
General Lee
06-22-10, 11:47 AM
Now why would you post videos of yer'self, General? :D

That ain't me...but I could post the video of me in the police station taking a breath-a-lizer test. :rofl

Then again, that's not something I'd like the whole world to see. :p
Redeemed
06-22-10, 12:10 PM
*cue Dixie horn in the background*

General- don't lie; be proud of yer' rebel roots! Ride that tractor, drink that whiskey, and generously give out boot-imprints on the keester of those that try and stop you!

:D

On a serious note- check your Steam profile page- yer' videos gave me an idear for L4D2 that I think would make the game the single best game evar. :p :D
General Lee
06-22-10, 03:05 PM
*cue Dixie horn in the background*

General- don't lie; be proud of yer' rebel roots! Ride that tractor, drink that whiskey, and generously give out boot-imprints on the keester of those that try and stop you!

:D

On a serious note- check your Steam profile page- yer' videos gave me an idear for L4D2 that I think would make the game the single best game evar. :p :D

I woulda got away if it weren't for those pesky cops and that dog of theirs'. :lol:

Nice idea with the lawnmower...it just needs a cooler full of ice and beer mounted on the rear.
six_storm
06-23-10, 07:21 AM
Good morning everyone! I think today is going to be a great day!!! :D :p
DiscipleDOC
06-23-10, 07:51 AM
Yup! Today is going to be a great day! :thumbsup:
Bearclaw
06-23-10, 07:56 AM
:thumbsup: Morning, y'all!
General Lee
06-23-10, 10:04 AM
Morning y'all. Went and had a drug test done. Now if they'll just let me start working ASAP, I can put this "unemployed" thing behind me. :)
Qbert
06-23-10, 11:03 AM
Good morning everyone! I think today is going to be a great day!!! :D :p

Yup! Today is going to be a great day! :thumbsup:

Yes sirs...it is a great day.

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Go USA!!!!!!!
DiscipleDOC
06-24-10, 07:49 AM
Rise and shine you lazy blood clots! time to get up and do something productive today! :thumbsup:
General Lee
06-24-10, 08:35 AM
Time for some good ol' Al Bundy music!

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General Lee
06-25-10, 02:54 AM
Woke up at 3 AM, drank 40 ounces of Gatorade to kill a hangover. Dog is snoring so loud, it sounds like I'm at a South African soccer game with all those idiots blowing their damn horns. Ran across two rare European TV commercials starring Al Bundy, warning women not to wear bad shoes.

"...when your shoes look like sh*t, YOU look like sh*t!" :rofl

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and here's Dr. Shoe with a very important public service announcement for you all. :lol:


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bob saget
06-25-10, 03:51 AM
you are up way too early redneck. i am off to beddy bye.
General Lee
06-25-10, 04:09 AM
you are up way too early redneck. i am off to beddy bye.

Yeah, I don't know why I woke up so early. I mean, I drank enough beer to put any normal man into a coma, yet I only dozed for a few hours. I think I'll hit the sack again. :lol:
General Lee
06-25-10, 04:53 AM
Couldn't go back to sleep. If I could afford one, I'd eat a bullet for some rest right now. :lol:
Bearclaw
06-25-10, 07:10 AM
Morning, y'all. On the train now. Yesterday was not a good day and my nerves and patience got the best of me. I need to dwell on that and be constantly reminded to not lose faith on God. Today will be good. :)