Wake up you bastards!

[General Lee]

5

"Spamming sheep pluggers Batman! That horse has a person coming out of its ass!"

"No Boy Wonder, that's just Redeemed, looking for love in all the wrong places"

:wonder:

[bob saget]

:wonder:

[General Lee]

It's thread revival time fellas! Get your asses up and get 'r' DONE! YEEEEHAAAAAAAA! Yah mules! Rise 'n' shine! Get up and get wild! It's a beautiful...wait, it's Tuesday? WTF did I do Monday? Screw it...GET UP Y'ALL! I'M TANKED, WILD...HELL I'M LIBER(AL)ATED! I'm gonna marched up and down the street wearing a Lady Liberty costume promoting USED CARS! WOOOOHOOOOO!

[LaZeR]

WAKE UP
http://news.1918.com/images/babe_02-28-2007.jpg

[General Lee]

If I were gay, I'd hump you with love right about now LaZer. Thanks for helping me clear up that pesky case of morning wood! :thumbsup:

[Qbert]

Qbert is officially awake nao 2.

Just in case someone is still sleepy, pop 2 of these 'pills' and you should be fine...

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/17/big_and_popping_out.gif

[six_storm]

I'm so pwning the testing forums right now!

[General Lee]

Qbert is officially awake nao 2.

Just in case someone is still sleepy, pop 2 of these 'pills' and you should be fine...

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/17/big_and_popping_out.gif

I love you...huhuhu. Hey Beavis, check it out! :D

[bob saget]

lol

[General Lee]

I have to have the last :werd:, and the :werd: is...bewbs.

I'd just like to say that one more time, por favor.

BEWBS!!!<---Double bolded/double underlined, for effect. Cereal, check code. :D

[General Lee]

Ok, seriously, you guys are lame. What's with this whole sleeping thing? It's overrated I tell ya. Cereal, I went to be after 1 AM, I got up at 4 AM. Who needs sleep? I haz a coffee! I'm starting to feel a Cornholio seizure coming on.

Evolution Sucks!
jPn4v9Ak55Q

[bob saget]

hahahahahah thats so bad.
that show is classic.

[Qbert]

...why do you guys keep waking me up?

Go away, I want moar seepy tyme.

[General Lee]

...why do you guys keep waking me up?

Go away, I want moar seepy tyme.

Because we wuvz ewe! We shall stay, and damn your magic sleepy tyme! THIS...IS...SPARTANBURG! Spartanburg, SC for those of you who don't live here...pussies.

[bob saget]

Because we wuvz ewe! We shall stay, and damn your magic sleepy tyme! THIS...IS...SPARTANBURG! Spartanburg, SC for those of you who don't live here...pussies.

no, we dont live there.

[General Lee]

no, we dont live there.

Well then, get yer ass down here. Rumor has it, this is where the decision was made to nuke Japan! No kidding. We've got several colleges...including one for just girls. Girls from all over the world! You know you wanna join me for a panty raid...they practically throw them form the dorm windows, and in the summertime, they sunbath nude on the rooftops! Y'all would love it here! Stop by, and then we can go to Myrtle Beach, and be some purty lady cop's b!tch!

That was the best Senior Week EVAR!

[bob saget]

what?!?!?!?!?!?


srs?

[General Lee]

what?!?!?!?!?!?


srs?

Buddy, you have no IDEA how crazy people can get around here...especially the females. Introduce the drinks, play yer cards right...you ARE Don Juan Demarco! Yah mules!

[bob saget]

i aint your buddy, guy.

[General Lee]

i aint your buddy, guy.

I ain't yer guy, friend!

[General Lee]

This morning spam consists of grits, Hormel peppered bacon, scrambled eggs, and Jimmy Dean Sauage patties! :) Hell yeah!

[bob saget]

this morning's spam consists handover from cheap whiskey.

[General Lee]

this morning's spam consists handover from cheap whiskey.

Got some good corn whiskey I made, but I don't cotton to drink it too soon. Last time I drank it I downed about half a gallon in one night, and just about killed myself...I think that was about a month ago. Damn I was in misery. That stuff was so good, I didn't know how drunk I really was, or stop drinking, till the poisoning started setting in. By that time, I couldn't do anything but dry heave. (omg)

[Qbert]

I dont want to be here this morning.

[General Lee]

I dont want to be here this morning.

Easy solution, logout, and go logoff. :D