Wake up you bastards!

[General Lee]

Wake up you bastards! Enough beauty sleep! :lol:

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[General Lee]

Y'all know that fingers in the water/pissing trick? Yeah, I'd love to crawl out of DiscipleFAP's monitor, put his fingers into a bowl of water...and piss all over him. Then I'd smear all his walls with poop. Could y'all imagine the look on his face the next morning?!?! :rofl

[crainger]

Yes. It would be

::wonder::

[six_storm]

I wanna go back to sleep . . .

[General Lee]

I wanna go back to sleep . . .

I want to chronicle my fappings on Twitter.

[six_storm]

I want to chronicle my fappings on Twitter.

You should do that . . .

[General Lee]

Fapping chronicled to the tune of...

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[ragejg]

I was thinking some thing more along the lines of this:HgocE-JfWFI

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[General Lee]

I remember that!

[DiscipleDOC]

Y'all know that fingers in the water/pissing trick? Yeah, I'd love to crawl out of DiscipleFAP's monitor, put his fingers into a bowl of water...and piss all over him. Then I'd smear all his walls with poop. Could y'all imagine the look on his face the next morning?!?! :rofl

You are (without a doubt) one sick puppy....but strangely, I like you. :captnkill:

[Qbert]

You are (without a doubt) one sick puppy....but strangely, I like you. :captnkill:

!!WARNING: DDoc solicitation in progress!!

Room, you needs to get one.

:D

[General Lee]

You are (without a doubt) one sick puppy....but strangely, I like you. :captnkill:

You could learn a lot from Eric Theodore Cartman as well. :lol:

!!WARNING: DDoc solicitation in progress!!

Room, you needs to get one.

:D

If we do, I'm trashing it like a rock star! :headbang:

[General Lee]

I woke up this morning with the most amazing discovery...if you roll over on your morning wood, it doesn't lift you off the bed. Instead, you're going to find yourself holding yourself, trying not to think about how much that just hurt. I swear, I didn't know you could right angle your dangle.

[six_storm]

Good morning everyone. Hope Lee and I didn't wake you . . . or rather, DING DING DING!!!!

[DiscipleDOC]

I wish you two would keep your sex noise down for the rest of us. We don't want to hear you two panting and moan like a couple of cats in heat.....


:bleh:

[Qbert]

I wish you two would keep your sex noise down for the rest of us. We don't want to hear you two panting and moan like a couple of cats in heat.....


:bleh:

[General Lee]

That was just me making all that noise. I found that the safest sex is with yourself. Besides, I wasn't even having sex with myself. I was wrestling with my pecker. It's huge, and has teeth, and I think that sumbitch bit me. It's not like what you carry around. You know, that little thing the girls call cute?

Cute ain't good, you want something like mine, something that could scare the **** outta some girl.

"Look out honey, he's gonna getcha!"

:D

[General Lee]

Ah, there's nothing like breakfast beer and Al Bundy early in the morning. Then, it's off to a local lake for sunbathing, music, and necking with a petite little woman. :D

[General Lee]

Just watching some Celtic Woman on Youtube. If you've never seen their performance live at Slane Castle in Ireland, you gotta see it. There's DVD you can purchase, but if you can wait long enough, you can download it...until you get your DVD of course, lol. This is some powerful **** here.

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[DiscipleDOC]

Do I have to be away to do my job? :(

[General Lee]

What job would that be? Keeping me in line? :lol:

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[DiscipleDOC]

*Smacks General Lee across the head with a 2x4.....*

:bleh:

[General Lee]

*Smacks General Lee across the head with a 2x4.....*

:bleh:

Hey I was drinking that 2X4! That's ok, I got another one. :D :beer2:

[General Lee]

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[General Lee]

Where the hell is everyone?!?! It's after 5:30 AM and you bastards are still in bed?!?! Just what kinda soldiers are you people?!?! I want you people to drop and give me 20 each. Come on, get those damn wallets out!

:D