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General Lee
08-02-09, 12:42 PM
:lol2: Those Onion videos are ****ing awesome!

I never thought my thread would garner such infallible WIN! I thank y'all!
six_storm
08-03-09, 09:52 AM
:rofl :rofl
huge ****ing pit

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:rofl :rofl
Qbert
08-03-09, 12:29 PM
Re: You bastards...

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/you-bastards.jpg
DiscipleDOC
08-03-09, 12:33 PM
Re: You bastards...

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/you-bastards.jpg

Who told you to speak? Go get my coffee before I slap you again. PRONTO!!!!!!!!
Revs
08-03-09, 12:34 PM
Tea, milk, two sugars for me, bert ;)

EIDITIE: oh, and a bagle, yeah, a bagle with a shmear ;) ;)
DiscipleDOC
08-03-09, 12:45 PM
Tea, milk, two sugars for me, bert ;)

EIDITIE: oh, and a bagle, yeah, a bagle with a shmear ;) ;)

You heard the man! Don't make me go Ike Turner on your arse! (pimp)
Qbert
08-03-09, 02:05 PM
Tea, milk, two sugars for me, bert ;)

EIDITIE: oh, and a bagle, yeah, a bagle with a shmear ;) ;)

You heard the man! Don't make me go Ike Turner on your arse! (pimp)

Yessum. We'is a lil slow on the Mondays.

Yells to cook, ",Byatch, get on it!"
mullet
08-03-09, 02:25 PM
lol
Qbert
08-03-09, 02:25 PM
Revs,

Here is your tea, milk and 2 sugars for you:

http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2008/12/04/previews/Tea%20Leoni-CWP-003090.jpg

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/23/KZSDLOZ2vj703a6lGVVp78Pto1_500.jpg

http://www.thesportsdoctor.com/Sugar2.JPGhttp://www.thesportsdoctor.com/Sugar2.JPG

And your beagle with a shmear:

http://www.my-bad-dog.com/images/bad-beagle.jpg

The beagle just told me he is still working on the shmear...will be delivered to you hot n steamy.

Oh...and Ike Turner says HAI DDoc.

http://c.thetones360.com/covers/artists/ike-turner.jpg

HAI!

Now STFU, finish up and GTFO!
DiscipleDOC
08-03-09, 02:57 PM
Your tea is sour, your cream is artificial, and your sugar is from a man. A MAN!!!!!!

*pimp slaps Qbert, throws the tray in her face*

PICK IT UP AND DO IT OVER AGAIN!!! DON'T MAKE ME LOOK BAD IN FRONT OF MY HOMIES!!!!

Fellas, I'm sorry. Ever since my other ho (Lazer) ran off with her John (TheOneAndOnly), this ho-in-training (Qbert) has been a pain to train.:afro:
Qbert
08-03-09, 03:12 PM
Your tea is sour, your cream is artificial, and your sugar is from a man. A MAN!!!!!!

*pimp slaps Qbert, throws the tray in her face*

PICK IT UP AND DO IT OVER AGAIN!!! DON'T MAKE ME LOOK BAD IN FRONT OF MY HOMIES!!!!

Fellas, I'm sorry. Ever since my other ho (Lazer) ran off with her John (TheOneAndOnly), this ho-in-training (Qbert) has been a pain to train.:afro:

You had me at hello....

But srly....where is the master ho and his sidekick? I can only fail in their absence.
Revs
08-03-09, 04:10 PM
You had me at hello....

:udawg:
six_storm
08-04-09, 10:51 AM
WAKE UP!!!!!!!
DiscipleDOC
08-04-09, 10:56 AM
WAKE UP!!!!!!!

Pay my bills, six_storm! And then I will consider liking you...:bleh:
General Lee
08-04-09, 10:59 AM
This thread is getting stranger by the posting. OH CHIT!

OH, I'VE GOT A FEEEEEELING! THAT LOVE IS HERE TO STAAAAAY!

(CRAZY)
six_storm
08-04-09, 12:11 PM
Pay my bills, six_storm! And then I will consider liking you...:bleh:

Why would I pay myself? You wanted sechs, I offered a price. You OWE me MUNIE!
Qbert
08-04-09, 12:39 PM
Prostitution...the other white meat.
DiscipleDOC
08-04-09, 12:47 PM
Prostitution...the other white meat.

My name is DiscipleDOC, and I approve this message.
General Lee
08-05-09, 08:49 AM
I have a good "stimulus" package idea. Prostitutes For Payday. You get your paycheck, and a little bit is taken out of each one and put into an account at your favorite strip club. Then, you won't need to take any money when you go. You'll get your money when you get inside...and a free drink, and free lapdance, and...
General Lee
08-16-09, 11:56 AM
Just woke up here at home...better than where I spent the night last night. Jail sucks, especially when you just got robbed and wrecked the car. I'm in deep **** now boys. :(

FYI, I wasn't drunk, didn't even have a buzz. I don't think the breath-a-lizer was working right. I got a second ticket for no seatbelt...THE COPS DIDN'T EVEN SHOW UP FOR AN HOUR! How the hell could they know whether or not I had a seatbelt on?!?! If you ever drop a cigarette in the car, don't try to find it until you've stopped the car...a burnt seat is better than a totaled car.
General Lee
09-15-09, 07:55 AM
RISE AND SHINE Y'ALL! Thank God it's not Monday. Get that coffee and wipe the sleep from your eyes. If the coffee doesn't wake you up, THIS WILL!

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Qbert
09-15-09, 12:48 PM
You are the Master of Puppets Gen Lee.
General Lee
09-16-09, 04:45 AM
:headbang:

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MaXThReAT
09-16-09, 11:25 AM
Wow I just watched that exact same Metallica you tube video today. We we're talking about the one I forget how it came up.
six_storm
09-17-09, 10:07 AM
Metallica sucks.