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General Lee
09-17-09, 11:49 AM
Metallica sucks.

Blasphemer! To the Iron Maiden with thy sorry ass! :headbang:
Qbert
09-17-09, 12:35 PM
Metallica sucks.

Don't make me come over there and Black Sabbath your ass. Wait...only DDoc can do that....nvm :bleh:

(aaa)
General Lee
09-19-09, 09:56 AM
Ok, it's almost 9 AM. I see guest, guest, guest...nobody is logged on, and I'm ****ing bored. Where the hell is everyone? Oh, it's Saturday? In my defence, everyday is a weekend when you're drunk and unemployed. I think I'll go wake the neighbors up with an explosion. I think a 5-pounder ought to be enough to knock the pictures off the wall.

:firedevil
Revs
09-19-09, 09:58 AM
Hey dude. I'm just taking a break from fitting a gearbox to have a ham and monster munch sandwich :D. Thought I'd have a browse of the forum while I eated it (the sandwich, not the forum ;)).
doddsy
09-19-09, 10:08 AM
ham and monster munch........

gotta try that.
General Lee
09-19-09, 10:14 AM
I'm out of damn Teflon tape. Gotta hurry to the town's local hardware store and get some before they neighbors are all awake. I fully expect a visit from the local sheriff's deputies after this. :D
Redeemed
09-19-09, 08:07 PM
I'm out of damn Teflon tape. Gotta hurry to the town's local hardware store and get some before they neighbors are all awake. I fully expect a visit from the local sheriff's deputies after this. :D

:rofl

I expect you tube video of this event! :D :lol:
General Lee
09-20-09, 09:45 AM
Things didn't work out. They didn't have any Teflon tape, and I couldn't find a ride to the city to get any because everyone I know was either at work or still passed out. Now I can't get any tape until Monday at the soonest. Well, at least I'll have more time to acquire the extra powder I'll need. :D
Redeemed
10-02-09, 01:47 PM
Things didn't work out. They didn't have any Teflon tape, and I couldn't find a ride to the city to get any because everyone I know was either at work or still passed out. Now I can't get any tape until Monday at the soonest. Well, at least I'll have more time to acquire the extra powder I'll need. :D

Well, did you accomplish this yet? :D
General Lee
10-02-09, 03:47 PM
Well, did you accomplish this yet? :D

To be honest...kind of. :bleh:

I had a premature detonation...I was sitting outside, enjoying a smoke and beer. I dropped the cigarette into that little bag of powder. :o

If it had been packed, it would have blown like hell, but since it was loose in a bag, it wasn't much of an explosion. It burned holes all over my shirt though, and stung like hell. If I hadn't raised up and turned my head, it would have been all in my eyes...not a good thing. Oh well, when I get some more powder, I'll try again...and maybe this time, I'll remember to wait until I'm done before I smoke a cigarette or have a beer. :o

I wasn't going to say anything until I did it without screwing up, but now that the cat is out of the bag, it will just give y'all something else to laugh at me for. :lol:
Redeemed
10-02-09, 03:48 PM
To be honest...kind of. :bleh:

I had a premature detonation...I was sitting outside, enjoying a smoke and beer. I dropped the cigarette into that little bag of powder. :o

If it had been packed, it would have blown like hell, but since it was loose in a bag, it wasn't much of an explosion. It burned holes all over my shirt though, and stung like hell. If I hadn't raised up and turned my head, it would have been all in my eyes...not a good thing. Oh well, when I get some more powder, I'll try again...and maybe this time, I'll remember to wait until I'm done before I smoke a cigarette or have a beer. :o

:lol:

You're life would make a great tv show. :p :rofl
General Lee
10-02-09, 03:50 PM
Yeah, now that you mention it...it would be a helluva lot better than all this reality TV crap they keep showing. Nothing is stranger or more entertaining that the truth sometimes. :lol:
Redeemed
10-03-09, 02:33 PM
WHERE ARE YA'LL????????

I'm here manning the forums alone! Ya'll ever try and have a deep, political discussion with your self??? IT'S BORING!!!!!1

I just brewed some fresh coffee. Come get some. Then start posting.




NAO!!!!!!!
bob saget
10-03-09, 02:46 PM
oh hai.

watching The Office.

gtfo.
General Lee
10-04-09, 09:59 AM
I spent the majority of yesterday watching episodes of My Name Is Earl from seasons 3 and 4. :o
MikeC
10-04-09, 11:28 AM
Hello. Stayed up all night playing with my new toy, so I am not a bastard :D

Benagals over Browns.
Bman212121
10-04-09, 11:29 AM
Hello. Stayed up all night playing with my new toy, so I am not a bastard :D

Benagals over Browns.

What toy might that be? :naughty:
Bman212121
10-04-09, 11:31 AM
I'm waiting.... :zzzz:
Bman212121
10-04-09, 11:33 AM
I know you're lurking.... :zombie3:
Bman212121
10-04-09, 11:34 AM
Don't try to fool me!!!!!! :nono:
Bman212121
10-04-09, 11:34 AM
Can't... Wait... Much.... Longer....
Bman212121
10-04-09, 11:35 AM
Too late :headexplode:
Bman212121
10-04-09, 11:37 AM
*Checks front page*


You TRAITOR!!!!!! :fu:
Bman212121
10-04-09, 11:37 AM
:(
Bman212121
10-04-09, 11:38 AM
:cry: