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jcrox
02-09-09, 08:59 PM
No, this isn't a thread about evilchris and CaptnDumbing crying about teh Liberals.

It's the lyrics to a great song!!!!

IRVING!!, WHERE ARE MY MAXI PADS??
HELP ME FIND THEM BEFORE I PAINT THE WHOLE HOUSE RED!!
You men have it soooo easy...
I wish that you could feel this just once...
I'M PASSING CLOTS THE SIZE OF BASKETBALLS!!!

[CHORUS]
PRE-MENSTRUAL PRINCESS BLUES
PRE-MENSTRUAL PRINCESS BLUES
PRE-MENSTRUAL PRINCESS BLUES
PRE-MENSTRUAL PRINCESS BLUES

OH GOD, IT'S STAINED THROUGH ONTO MY NEW DRESS!!
GOD DAMN IT, WHY'D THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN NOW??
I CAN'T GO OUT LIKE THIS, I LOOK LIKE I'VE BEEN SHOT!!
OHHH...You're hungry are you?
Well COME HERE IRVING DARLING...
HOW ABOUT A BLOODY MARY!!!

[CHORUS]

S.O.D. :headbang:
jcrox
02-09-09, 09:01 PM
Another great S.O.D. song:

Ode to Jimi

<purple haze intro music>

"You're Dead"

....song's over. 18 seconds of pure bliss.

:headbang:
bob saget
02-10-09, 04:09 AM
nice!!!!
jcrox
02-10-09, 10:45 PM
another timeless hit from S.O.D.

F**k the middle east
There's too many problems
They just get in the way
We sure could live without them
They hijack our planes
They raise our oil prices
We'll kill them all and have a ball
And end their f**kin' crisis
Beiruit, Lebanon
Won't exist once we're done
Libya, Iran
We'll flush the bsatards down the can
Sryians and Shiites
Crush their faces with our might
Then Isreal and Egypt can live in peace
Without these ****s
bob saget
02-11-09, 03:30 AM
(nana2)
jcrox
02-11-09, 11:14 PM
There's no dancing allowed in the S.O.D. thread bob :mad:
Bman212121
02-11-09, 11:37 PM
SOAD rules?
jcrox
02-11-09, 11:42 PM
Nothing to do with SOAD

Stormtroopers Of Death.

Early 80's metal band that consisted of Billy Milano (lead singer of M.O.D.) and some members of Anthrax.

If you ever saw the Head Banger's Ball in the 80's they used to play these black and white clips of crazy crashes with some really heavy music playing... that music was S.O.D.
Bman212121
02-11-09, 11:54 PM
*Looks at Age under profile*

Nope, pretty sure I don't remember watching demonic shows after Sesame Street was on.
jcrox
02-11-09, 11:57 PM
demonic shows

:rofl
Bman212121
02-12-09, 12:15 AM
:p (Was thinking of Clerks 2)
bob saget
02-14-09, 07:25 PM
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jcrox
02-16-09, 12:32 AM
no clerks :mad:

/thread

Please try again in 2 seconds
bob saget
02-16-09, 04:16 AM
in mother Russia, forum tries you.
jcrox
02-16-09, 08:04 AM
*packs bags and buys ticket to Moscow*