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vampireuk
06-03-03, 07:23 AM
PeaceNik: Why did you say we are we invading Iraq?

WarMonger: We are invading Iraq because it is in violation
of security council resolution 1441. A country cannot be
allowed to violate security council resolutions.

PN: But I thought many of our allies, including Israel,
were in violation of more security council resolutions
than Iraq.

WM: It's not just about UN resolutions. The main point is
that Iraq could have weapons of mass destruction, and the
first sign of a smoking gun could well be a mushroom cloud
over NY.

PN: Mushroom cloud? But I thought the weapons inspectors
said Iraq had no nuclear weapons.

WM: Yes, but biological and chemical weapons are the issue.

PN: But I thought Iraq did not have any long range
missiles for attacking us or our allies with such weapons.

WM: The risk is not Iraq directly attacking us, but rather
terrorists networks! that Iraq could sell the weapons to.

PN: But couldn't virtually any country sell chemical or
biological materials? We sold quite a bit to Iraq in the
eighties ourselves, didn't we?

WM: That's ancient history. Look, Saddam Hussein is an
evil man that has an undeniable track record of repressing
his own people since the early eighties. He gasses his
enemies. Everyone agrees that he is a power-hungry lunatic
murderer.

PN: We sold chemical and biological materials to a
power-hungry lunatic murderer?

WM: The issue is not what we sold, but rather what Saddam
did. He is the one that launched a pre-emptive first
strike on Kuwait.

PN: A pre-emptive first strike does sound bad. But didn't
our ambassador to Iraq, April Gillespie, know about and
green-light the invasion of Kuwait?

WM: Let's deal with the present, shall we? As of today,
Iraq could sell its biological and chemical weapons to Al
Quaida. Osama! BinLaden himself released an audio tape
calling on Iraqis to suicide-attack us, proving a
partnership between the two.

PN: Osama Bin Laden? Wasn't the point of invading
Afghanistan to kill him?

WM: Actually, it's not 100% certain that it's really Osama
Bin Laden on the tapes. But the lesson from the tape is
the same: there could easily be a partnership between
al-Qaida and Saddam Hussein unless we act.

PN: Is this the same audio tape where Osama Bin Laden
labels Saddam a secular infidel?

WM: You're missing the point by just focusing on the tape.
Powell presented a strong case against Iraq.

PN: He did?

WM: Yes, he showed satellite pictures of an Al Quaeda
poison factory in Iraq.

PN: But didn't that turn out to be a harmless shack in the
part of Iraq controlled by the Kurdish opposition?

WM: And a British intelligence report...

PN: Didn't that turn out to be copied from an out-of-date!
graduate student paper?

WM: And reports of mobile weapons labs...

PN: Weren't those just artistic renderings?

WM: And reports of Iraqis scuttling and hiding evidence
from inspectors...

PN: Wasn't that evidence contradicted by the chief weapons
inspector, Hans Blix?

WM: Yes, but there is plenty of other hard evidence that

cannot be revealed because it would compromise our
security.

PN: So there is no publicly available evidence of weapons
of mass destruction in Iraq?

WM: The inspectors are not detectives, it's not their JOB
to find evidence. You're missing the point.

PN: So what is the point?

WM: The main point is that we are invading Iraq because
resolution 1441 threatened "severe consequences." If we do
not act, the security council will become an irrelevant
debating society.

PN: So the main point is to uphold the rulings of the
security council?

WM: Absolutely. ..! .unless it rules against us.

PN: And what if it does rule against us?

WM: In that case, we must lead a coalition of the willing
to invade Iraq.

PN: Coalition of the willing? Who's that?

WM: Britain, Turkey, Bulgaria, Spain, and Italy, for
starters.

PN: I thought Turkey refused to help us unless we gave
them tens of billions of dollars.

WM: Nevertheless, they may now be willing.

PN: I thought public opinion in all those countries was
against war.

WM: Current public opinion is irrelevant. The majority
expresses its will by electing leaders to make decisions.

PN: So it's the decisions of leaders elected by the
majority that is important?

WM: Yes.

PN: But George Bush wasn't elected by voters. He was
selected by the U.S. Supreme C...-

WM: I mean, we must support the decisions of our leaders,
however they were elected, because they are acting in our
best interest. This is! about being a patriot. That's the
bottom line.

PN: So if we do not support the decisions of the
president, we are not patriotic?

WM: I never said that.

PN: So what are you saying? Why are we invading Iraq?

WM: As I said, because there is a chance that they have
weapons of mass destruction that threaten us and our
allies.

PN: But the inspectors have not been able to find any such
weapons.

WM: Iraq is obviously hiding them.

PN: You know this? How?

WM: Because we know they had the weapons ten years ago,
and they are still unaccounted for.

PN: The weapons we sold them, you mean?

WM: Precisely.

PN: But I thought those biological and chemical weapons
would degrade to an unusable state over ten years.

WM: But there is a chance that some have not degraded.

PN: So as long as there is even a small chance that such
weapons exist, we must invade?

WM: Exactly.
PN: But North Korea actually has large amounts of usable
chemical, biological, AND nuclear weapons, AND long range
missiles that can reach the west coast AND it has expelled
nuclear weapons inspectors, AND threatened to turn America
into a sea of fire.

WM: That's a diplomatic issue.

PN: So why are we invading Iraq instead of using diplomacy?

WM: Aren't you listening? We are invading Iraq because we
cannot allow the inspections to drag on indefinitely. Iraq
has been delaying, deceiving, and denying for over ten
years, and inspections cost us tens of millions.

PN: But I thought war would cost us tens of billions.

WM: Yes, but this is not about money. This is about
security.

PN: But wouldn't a pre-emptive war against Iraq ignite
radical Muslim sentiments against us, and decrease our
security?

WM: Possibly, but we must not allow the terrorists to
change the way we live. Once we do that, the terrorists
have already won.

PN: So what is the purpose of the Department of Homeland
Security, color-coded terror alerts, and the Patriot Act?
Don't these change the way we live?

WM: I thought you had questions about Iraq.

PN: I do. Why are we invading Iraq?

WM: For the last time, we are invading Iraq because the
world has called on Saddam Hussein to disarm, and he has
failed to do so. He must now face the consequences.

PN: So, likewise, if the world called on us to do
something, such as find a peaceful solution, we would have
an obligation to listen?

WM: By "world", I meant the United Nations.

PN: So, we have an obligation to listen to the United
Nations?

WM: By "United Nations" I meant the Security Council.

PN: So, we have an obligation to listen to the Security
Council?

WM: I meant the majority of the Security Council.

PN: So, we have an obligation to listen to the majority of
the Security Council?

WM: Well... there could be an unreasonable veto.

PN: In which case?

WM: In which case, we have an obligation to ignore the
veto.

PN: And if the majority of the Security Council does not
support us at all?

WM: Then we have an obligation to ignore the Security
Council.

PN: That makes no sense.

WM: If you love Iraq so much, you should move there. Or
maybe France, with all the other cheese-eating surrender
monkeys. It's time to boycott their wine and cheese, no
doubt about that.

:rofl :D

nVidi0t
06-03-03, 07:34 AM
lol, so true aswell :D

Sazar
06-03-03, 09:20 AM
vamps... that was a work of art :)

absolutely hilarious :D

btw... edit one bit and stick in the aussies as part of the coalition.. they actually had troops in ira.q.. not just 'moral support' from the pansies widout deez nutz...

Riptide
06-03-03, 09:26 AM
I'm glad you guys think it's funny. I think it SUCKS.

1stFlight
06-03-03, 09:31 AM
It's hilarious!!! It's unfortunate, that that's actually what happened.

Sazar
06-03-03, 09:36 AM
if anyone had watched bush's response to the russian reporter when asked about the search for wmd's in iraq.. they would see just how close to the truth this post by vamps really is :D

I woulda thought his peeps would have prepared him with a statement for just such a question..

coz OUR reporters are too busy with other stuff... doesn't mean international reporters don't have their heads screwed one tight...

it was HILARIOUS to see him squirm and mumble... :)

I could almost swear putin put the reporter up to this lol...

Riptide
06-03-03, 09:37 AM
Originally posted by 1stFlight
It's hilarious!!! It's unfortunate, that that's actually what happened.
That's debatable. But I tire of debating anything here, it's obviously a waste of time. Kinda like trying to explain quantum mechanics to a four year old.

Sazar
06-03-03, 09:45 AM
Originally posted by Riptide
That's debatable. But I tire of debating anything here, it's obviously a waste of time. Kinda like trying to explain quantum mechanics to a four year old.

you'd be shocked how many 'peaceniks' feel the same way when discussing matters with a warmonger m8 :)

thats why I try and stay in the middle... where common sense will hopefully one day prevail...

Riptide
06-03-03, 09:48 AM
At least I don't pretend to KNOW things as if they are a proven fact when they aren't. Such as your contention (forgive me if it wasn't you) that there are NO WMD in Iraq. Or that we're doing a horrible job of reconstructing the country. Noone here has the qualifications to say any of that but it doesn't stop 1stflight and others as passing themselves off as some sort of expert on the subject. It is ridiculous. There is so much that we don't KNOW for fact yet people continually keep passing off their opinion on it anyway as if it were indeed fact.

Some are worse than others, btw.

Off to get some real work done today. Damn these boards have a tendency to just "suck you in" when you're at work. ;)

Sazar
06-03-03, 09:52 AM
vamps... post more funnies... :D

1stFlight
06-03-03, 10:02 AM
I don't recall saying there are no WMD's in Iraq. I've said that since none have been found, it's unlikely they were ever there. After all, how many times has our government lied to us....

So far the only thing we know is that Iraq had no nuclear weapons capablity. That we know. Everything else was a mere "possiblity".

I don't believe in going to war based on "possiblities". I demand cold hard facts if I'm to support the killing and dying of real human beings. It's a pity more people don't have the same requirement.

I knew Bush was up to a game the moment he said we needed to go to Iraq. It's just a shame his game has cost American soldiers their lives.

We didn't need to lose even 1, if we'd let the U.N. inspectors do their job. Apparently, they were much more effective than many gave them credit for.

Now, we've already hashed this issue out and it is too much like explaining quantum mechanics to a 4 year old. With that, I'm done with my rant.



Originally posted by Riptide
At least I don't pretend to KNOW things as if they are a proven fact when they aren't. Such as your contention (forgive me if it wasn't you) that there are NO WMD in Iraq. Or that we're doing a horrible job of reconstructing the country. Noone here has the qualifications to say any of that but it doesn't stop 1stflight and others as passing themselves off as some sort of expert on the subject. It is ridiculous. There is so much that we don't KNOW for fact yet people continually keep passing off their opinion on it anyway as if it were indeed fact.

Some are worse than others, btw.

Off to get some real work done today. Damn these boards have a tendency to just "suck you in" when you're at work. ;)

ibGoodEnuf
06-03-03, 10:56 AM
I've said that since none have been found, it's unlikely they were ever there.

Hmmm, Ask the Kurds if they believe that Saddam's regime ever possessed WMDs. I think they may feel a bit different about it than you.

Insofar as Israel being in violation of more UN resolutions than Iraq, I would love to see some hard numbers rather thatn unsubstantiated claims.

UDawg
06-03-03, 10:57 AM
Originally posted by 1stFlight
[B]I don't recall saying there are no WMD's in Iraq. I've said that since none have been found, it's unlikely they were ever there. After all, how many times has our government lied to us.... [B]


:confused: hUh? :confused:


Edited: There it is a smart ar$$ comment instead of a political one.

I thank my sponsor, Sazar for helping me by getting me back on track to the 12th step. :p

Sazar
06-03-03, 11:00 AM
Originally posted by UDawg71
:confused: hUh? :confused:

Here we go round the mullberry bush, the mullberry bush.

BTW in a address to the CIA I believe it was, Impeached presiden Clinton said that elimination Iraq's ability to make and use WMD is the reason we are bombing Iraq. Then he bombed the crap out of them. Where were you then? :rolleyes:

noooo udawg...

/me pulls udawg outta the thread kicking and screaming..

thou shalt resist... thou SHALT resist...

:eek:

UDawg
06-03-03, 11:03 AM
Originally posted by Sazar
noooo udawg...

/me pulls udawg outta the thread kicking and screaming..

thou shalt resist... thou SHALT resist...

:eek:

OK ok. I will change it to a typical smart ar$$ resonse and not enter the debate. :D

Sazar
06-03-03, 11:04 AM
Originally posted by UDawg71
OK ok. I will change it to a typical smart ar$$ resonse and not enter the debate. :D

:D

Riptide
06-03-03, 11:07 AM
Originally posted by UDawg71
:confused: hUh? :confused:

Here we go round the mullberry bush, the mullberry bush.

BTW in a address to the CIA I believe it was, Impeached presiden Clinton said that elimination Iraq's ability to make and use WMD is the reason we are bombing Iraq. Then he bombed the crap out of them. Where were you then? :rolleyes:
Why do you waste your time? Like I said, it's like explaining physics to 4 year olds. Maybe you have the same issue I do. The inability to keep my trap shut on occasion when I better just leave it closed.

1stflight doesn't believe in cold hard facts. That much is obvious. He keeps whining about "Where are the weapons???" and yet has the nads to sit here and say that he never said they weren't there. I know what he's getting at, so do you, but he isn't honest enough to admit to it himself. So why argue/debate anyone like that about anything? They think they're the expert, and even when they're wrong they have a *real* hard time admitting to it. 1stflight is only interested in critisizing any little thing he can.

At least I can admit I'm not happy with the way this thing has been handled, but I don't pass my critisizms off as some sort of expert opinion.

ibGoodEnuf
06-03-03, 11:08 AM
Not all Republicans are warmongers. We just tend to be more willing to take the necsessary steps to insure the security of this nation as well as that of our allies.

You Democrats are a funny lot. American history's largest advocate of tax cuts to stimulate the economy was FDR, yet when a Repulican president proposes and implements the same philosophy he is out to destroy our economy.

Another example: 1st Flight advocates that no settlements exist within Thae Gaza or West Bank, yet Israel allows many Arabs to reside within their borders. Why the double standard?

Sazar
06-03-03, 11:09 AM
come on lads... we have enough other threads that are not closed in the OPEN FORUM section to discuss these idealogies :(

post teh funnies... make me laugh... come on...

UDawg
06-03-03, 11:16 AM
Originally posted by Riptide
Why do you waste your time? Like I said, it's like explaining physics to 4 year olds.

Oh no! My son understands teh psysical properties of the universe quite well. :D

vampireuk
06-03-03, 11:28 AM
Originally posted by Riptide
That's debatable. But I tire of debating anything here, it's obviously a waste of time. Kinda like trying to explain quantum mechanics to a four year old.

Grow the hell up with your god damn hollier than thou crock o crap act. You are the same as everybody else, stubborn as hell so stop trying to come of smelling of roses. I am getting sick and tired of your attitude when you act like everybody else does in a political debate.

As for the original post it is funny as hell:p

Sazar
06-03-03, 11:35 AM
Originally posted by vampireuk


As for the original post it is funny as hell:p

lol... yes I quite love your completely unbiased opinion of the original post..

and yes.. it was funny as hell :)

got more ?

post em...

UDawg
06-03-03, 11:37 AM
Originally posted by vampireuk
Grow the hell up with your god damn hollier than thou crock o crap act. You are the same as everybody else, stubborn as hell so stop trying to come of smelling of roses. I am getting sick and tired of your attitude when you act like everybody else does in a political debate.

As for the original post it is funny as hell:p

*sniff* *sniff* Do I smell something burning? *sniff* I smell a flame. :bleh: It wasn't me this time who flamed. :angel:

vampireuk
06-03-03, 11:37 AM
It's not mine, I grabbed it from another board:cool:

American history's largest advocate of tax cuts to stimulate the economy was FDR, yet when a Repulican president proposes and implements the same philosophy he is out to destroy our economy

Tax cuts for the rich, mmmm nummy:p

Sazar
06-03-03, 11:41 AM
Originally posted by UDawg71
*sniff* *sniff* Do I smell something burning? *sniff* I smell a flame. :bleh: It wasn't me this time who flamed. :angel:

dangit... I am trying to keep you outta this... :eek:

I gave you my word remember...

/me drags udawg outta the thread AGAIN kicking and screaming...

and stay out this time :D