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Capt. Picard
02-19-09, 04:34 AM
What have you lied about today?
bob saget
02-19-09, 04:36 AM
Marital status, income, sexuality, and preference of pizza.
Toss3
02-19-09, 04:37 AM
What have you lied about today?

Haven't told a single lie yet - been awake for 4 hours.. :D
six_storm
02-19-09, 10:42 AM
Not being at your mom's house last night.
Kittyrins
02-19-09, 11:07 AM
I lied to my niece and told her that the cat had disappeared so she can't play with it anymore....
LaZeR
02-19-09, 11:22 AM
I lied to my niece and told her that the cat had disappeared so she can't play with it anymore....

:luv:
TheOneAndOnly
02-19-09, 11:44 AM
I didn't lie today.
DiscipleDOC
02-19-09, 12:31 PM
I didn't lie today.

The question to you is who did you lie with today, you hussy....:nanahump:
TheOneAndOnly
02-19-09, 01:09 PM
The question to you is who did you lie with today, you hussy....:nanahump:

*wiggle*
General Lee
02-19-09, 04:30 PM
We have a *wiggle* y'all!!!

I lied, when I thanked God for yet another day. Where's the damn Pepto?
bob saget
02-19-09, 11:54 PM
i drove in HOV when it was just me in the car :(
General Lee
02-20-09, 12:07 AM
i drove in HOV when it was just me in the car :(

Inflatable women do NOT make it acceptable to drive in the carpool lane. Nor does having a woman giving you head. If the person is not real, nor showing their head, stay out of the carpool lane. Remember, I'm a hypocrite, on both accounts. BTW round here, the carpool lane is the grassy shoulder, or the median.
bob saget
02-20-09, 12:18 AM
Inflatable women do NOT make it acceptable to drive in the carpool lane. Nor does having a woman giving you head. If the person is not real, nor showing their head, stay out of the carpool lane. Remember, I'm a hypocrite, on both accounts. BTW round here, the carpool lane is the grassy shoulder, or the median.

i feel so guilty though.
I see douchebags in BMWs do that all the time, so now i do it. I turned to the dark side.
Bearclaw
02-20-09, 12:22 AM
My girlfriend asked me if I had an STD. I said no. She bought it.

We had awesome sex.
Zelda_fan
02-20-09, 12:24 AM
Told a girl my **** was ten inches. It's really thirteen.
Bearclaw
02-20-09, 12:25 AM
Guys, I think zelda_fan lied to me...
Zelda_fan
02-20-09, 12:28 AM
That's why I made you wear a blindfold. If you'd of known the immense pain you were about to experience you'd have never dropped your drawers.
General Lee
02-20-09, 12:28 AM
i feel so guilty though.
I see douchebags in BMWs do that all the time, so now i do it. I turned to the dark side.

I've been run off the road many times by idiots driving BMWs. Next time you see one, throw a handful of nails out your car window for me.

My girlfriend asked me if I had an STD. I said no. She bought it.

We had awesome sex.

Sounds good. When she finds out, accuse her of cheating. Then, after both visit the clinic to clear it up (if you can), you can have the best make-up sex a man gets...where she does whatever dirty, vile act you can think of, because she really was cheating. Then you laugh at her as you walk out the door. Calling her a slew of terrible, humiliating names helps, too. She'll like that so much, she'll cry with ecstacy. :D
Kittyrins
02-20-09, 01:19 AM
Sounds good. When she finds out, accuse her of cheating. Then, after both visit the clinic to clear it up (if you can), you can have the best make-up sex a man gets...where she does whatever dirty, vile act you can think of, because she really was cheating. Then you laugh at her as you walk out the door. Calling her a slew of terrible, humiliating names helps, too. She'll like that so much, she'll cry with ecstacy. :D

Jesus..what kind of women do you go for...tramps?
bob saget
02-20-09, 03:09 AM
likely! ha!
General Lee
02-20-09, 02:03 PM
Jesus..what kind of women do you go for...tramps?

Sometimes. Every once in a while, I like 'em just a little on the trashy side.

Which is a good song, too. Trashy Women, best performed by Confederate Railroad.
CaptnStubing
02-20-09, 02:19 PM
I didn't lie today.

Then you are not doing your job and I am not getting my money. Get out there and lie with people today or I'll cut you again.
H4yd3n
02-20-09, 02:23 PM
I haven't spoken once today.
Kittyrins
02-20-09, 02:26 PM
Sometimes. Every once in a while, I like 'em just a little on the trashy side.

Which is a good song, too. Trashy Women, best performed by Confederate Railroad.

And you love it when they laugh like 'Hyuk hyuk!!"
General Lee
02-20-09, 02:36 PM
And you love it when they laugh like 'Hyuk hyuk!!"

I remember that video, LOL. No, most folks around here don't laugh like that, but imagine if they did, and you came for a visit...everyone laughing like that would either be hilarious, or scary.