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slivski
02-26-09, 11:34 PM
Hangovers are for sissies!

I once passed out a party from too much alcohol, got rushed by an ambulance to the hospital when the party was broken up by cops, was throwing up all night/morning, and had a huge bag of IV pumped into my vein.
The next night I was drinking again

True story :D
bob saget
02-27-09, 12:25 AM
Hangovers are for sissies!

I once passed out a party from too much alcohol, got rushed by an ambulance to the hospital when the party was broken up by cops, was throwing up all night/morning, and had a huge bag of IV pumped into my vein.
The next night I was drinking again

True story :D

ha!
Qbert
02-27-09, 05:35 AM
You see Poland is magic country and I am mage and if you're a mage you need mana for teleporting so here it is...

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Noriega is wizard who put magic in lytle bottles.
General Lee
02-27-09, 08:45 AM
Here...let me help you: STOP DRINKING!!!!

This advice is free. ;)

I did, for a while. Took it easy, spent time with the family, watched Frequency with my folks, and sipped on a 6-pack. :lol:

I have never ever had a hangover.

Why? I don't mix drinks and I drink 3 large glasses of water after I stop drinking.
But Lee passes out whilst still physically drinking from a bottle, so this advice may not be for him.

I don't mess with that sissy juice called "water". I save room in mah belly for the good stuff, like mah meats and beer.

Hangovers are for sissies!

I once passed out a party from too much alcohol, got rushed by an ambulance to the hospital when the party was broken up by cops, was throwing up all night/morning, and had a huge bag of IV pumped into my vein.
The next night I was drinking again

True story :D

A Bundy never quits, a Bundy never wins, a Bundy never dies. Hai Mr. Bundy. :lol:
Kittyrins
02-27-09, 09:24 AM
I don't mess with that sissy juice called "water".

I'll tell that to my liver later in life when it's still healthy :P
General Lee
02-27-09, 01:38 PM
I'll tell that to my liver later in life when it's still healthy :P

I have no fear. The proof is in the belly. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride.
Kittyrins
02-27-09, 03:43 PM
Saying nonsense won't save your health either you nitwit.
bob saget
02-27-09, 03:45 PM
Saying nonsense won't save your health either you nitwit.

:(
Kittyrins
02-27-09, 04:01 PM
Bob, you're an exception.
We're 2 peas in a pod.
But separate pods.
No offense man, but I need my space!
TheOneAndOnly
02-27-09, 04:20 PM
Pwned and dispwned!
General Lee
02-27-09, 07:27 PM
God bless you women, I'd like to shake your daddies' hands! Bastard mofo sumbi...
bob saget
03-01-09, 05:08 AM
Bob, you're an exception.
We're 2 peas in a pod.
But separate pods.
No offense man, but I need my space!

If 2 peas are in a pod, they must be in the same pod. If one fails, so does the other, horribly, painfully.

Cya.
jcrox
03-01-09, 08:23 PM
If 2 peas are in a pod, they must be in the same pod. If one fails, so does the other, horribly, painfully.

Cya.
Kittyrins
03-01-09, 09:43 PM
If 2 peas are in a pod, they must be in the same pod. If one fails, so does the other, horribly, painfully.

Cya.

Why do you think I moved pods. Brother you were stinky..
Least I'm not in a ipod. noisy ass commercial sh!t.
jcrox
03-01-09, 10:44 PM
I have nothing to add to this spam
bob saget
03-02-09, 04:10 AM
Why do you think I moved pods. Brother you were stinky..
Least I'm not in a ipod. noisy ass commercial sh!t.

i would hate top to think jobs holds me close to his testicles.
jcrox
03-02-09, 09:29 AM
i would hate top to think jobs holds me close to his testicles.

Jobs holds all iphone owners close to his testicles
bob saget
03-02-09, 10:28 PM
Jobs holds all iphone owners close to his testicles

:D
jcrox
03-02-09, 11:41 PM
He also hasn't showered in 2 years.
bob saget
03-03-09, 03:35 AM
He also hasn't showered in 2 years.

ever since he became cool?
Qbert
03-03-09, 07:37 PM
Jobs holds all iphone owners close to his testicles

He still has them?

No man, the testicles!
jcrox
03-03-09, 08:32 PM
He still has them?

No man, the testicles!

dunno... I've never been interested enough to check.
jkmetal
03-06-09, 12:44 AM
Boy am I going to be posting in this thread tomorrow
General Lee
03-06-09, 10:14 AM
Ow, ow, ow. I went and did it again. I drank the hell outta some beer last night, then when I ran out, I downed half a gallon of some of Kentucky's finest hooch. I hit my forehead on something last night. It hurt. I had to go down to the creek to get my moonshine (I keep in in the creek to keep it cold, and I don't have room in the fridge). For some reason, when I left the house, I crawled out the second floor window...I had to use the ladder to get back into the house. Coffee, strong. Coffee, good.
Qbert
03-06-09, 12:57 PM
^ Adventures in Hickdom - Volume IV

:D

You know I appreciate you, right Gen?