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Kittyrins
03-06-09, 01:27 PM
Ow, ow, ow. I went and did it again. I drank the hell outta some beer last night, then when I ran out, I downed half a gallon of some of Kentucky's finest hooch. I hit my forehead on something last night. It hurt. I had to go down to the creek to get my moonshine (I keep in in the creek to keep it cold, and I don't have room in the fridge). For some reason, when I left the house, I crawled out the second floor window...I had to use the ladder to get back into the house. Coffee, strong. Coffee, good.

Sigh...
General Lee
03-06-09, 01:39 PM
^ Adventures in Hickdom - Volume IV

:D

You know I appreciate you, right Gen?

:lol: I should have one of y'all come live with me and video my drunken adventures. Then we'd sell 'em and make bank! :D

Sigh...

She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me, she loves me not...she kicked me in the groin. Hey, that sounds like my last relationship!
jkmetal
03-06-09, 01:40 PM
Pint of vodka gone. We all had some. A pint each. Luckly I'd crawl out of any windows.
Qbert
03-06-09, 01:43 PM
:lol: I should have one of y'all come live with me and video my drunken adventures. Then we'd sell 'em and make bank! :D

LOL, "Hicks Gone Wild - The Git You Sum Edition"

(nana2)
General Lee
03-06-09, 01:44 PM
Pint of vodka gone. We all had some. A pint each. Luckly I'd crawl out of any windows.

Your kung-fu is not strong, just like your booze. Corn whiskey FTW...ow, maybe not.

*holds head in hands*
General Lee
03-06-09, 01:44 PM
LOL, "Hicks Gone Wild - The Git You Sum Edition"

(nana2)

:lol2: Awesome
General Lee
03-08-09, 11:33 AM
Oops...I did it again. Natty Ice, not so nice. HGTV is getting on my nerves, so is DIY. Need Ibuprofen, and Gatorade. B!itch got me again.
Kittyrins
03-08-09, 11:57 AM
I'll be drinking soon if this cyclone doesn't piss off.
General Lee
03-08-09, 12:05 PM
I'll be drinking soon if this cyclone doesn't piss off.

Is that Aussie for "Me period is pissing me off"? No worries sheila...I got a cork you can use. You'll have to yank it out every now and then, or you might end up like Kenny.

:D

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Kittyrins
03-08-09, 12:36 PM
Is that Aussie for "Me period is pissing me off"? No worries sheila...I got a cork you can use. You'll have to yank it out every now and then, or you might end up like Kenny.

This cyclone you dumb hick :P

http://www.bom.gov.au/fwo/IDQ65001.gif?1236516143066

And a wonderful invention called De pro Vera prevents any periods. I'm an unnatural woman. Rawr!
jcrox
03-08-09, 12:40 PM
This cyclone you dumb hick :P



:rofl
General Lee
03-08-09, 12:54 PM
This cyclone you dumb hick :P

And a wonderful invention called De pro Vera prevents any periods. I'm an unnatural woman. Rawr!

I read that and thought cycle...no surprise, just look at the thread title. BTW, you don't need that Deprovera or whatever to be unnatural. You're posting at nVNews...you, a girl...at nVNews. That's unnatural enough. BTW, we're taking up a collection to get Wolfie his very own iPod vibrator attachment and garter.

http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/44/ipodvibrator.jpg
http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/5421/ipodgartervibrator.jpg
Kittyrins
03-08-09, 12:58 PM
I read that and thought cycle...no surprise, just look at the thread title. BTW, you don't need that Deprovera or whatever to be unnatural. You're posting at nVNews...you, a girl...at nVNews. That's unnatural enough. BTW, we're taking up a collection to get Wolfie his very own iPod vibrator attachment and garter.


He'd need an iPod first :P
General Lee
03-08-09, 01:00 PM
He'd need an iPod first :P

Some girlfriend...;)
Kittyrins
03-08-09, 01:03 PM
I'll soon be a live in girlfriend where he will have to put up with me all the time.

Then, I think he will make alcoholic threads rather than hungover ones :P
General Lee
03-08-09, 01:10 PM
I'll soon be a live in girlfriend where he will have to put up with me all the time.

Then, I think he will make alcoholic threads rather than hungover ones :P

I can't wait...this outta be good. :lol:
Qbert
03-09-09, 01:10 PM
I would like to log a hangover incident over the weekend for archiving please. Saturday morning was a beast (and some lil chicky puked in the taxicab on the way home too).

Thanks to Gen Lee for the Friday night encouragement (my Tae-Kwon-Do was strong...stronger than your Kung-poo).

:D
General Lee
03-09-09, 01:32 PM
I would like to log a hangover incident over the weekend for archiving please. Saturday morning was a beast (and some lil chicky puked in the taxicab on the way home too).

Thanks to Gen Lee for the Friday night encouragement (my Tae-Kwon-Do was strong...stronger than your Kung-poo).

:D

I remember that night...or rather, I remember after MY hangover expired. I hope you made her brush her teeth twice. First after puking, and then after...well, I'm sure we all get the picture.

Speaking of which, I hope you got some pics to share with us! :D
General Lee
04-07-09, 10:39 AM
Time for me to log another binge report. I drank a little too much last night. I think I put down a case and a half of beer. I sexed the ex. I'm so hungry, I need food. And coffee.
TheOneAndOnly
04-07-09, 11:45 AM
Time for me to log another binge report. I drank a little too much last night. I think I put down a case and a half of beer. I sexed the ex. I'm so hungry, I need food. And coffee.

So when did they hook up internet service in your area? Or was it just a soup can with string hooked up to a USB cable?

:rofl
General Lee
04-07-09, 11:52 AM
So when did they hook up internet service in your area? Or was it just a soup can with string hooked up to a USB cable?

:rofl

At first I was like :lol2:, and then I was like :bleh:. Lol.

I actually thought of doing that inside my house, for every room. I didn't want to spend the money on a real intercom system. I've got it all worked out. Beside the telephone in the kitchen would be cans on strings, one for each room. All you would have to do is pull the can until the string or whatever became taunt, and the can on the other end would be your speaker. There's still a couple of hiccups, but I'll get it fixed up before long. I'll post pics when I'm done. :D

BTW, I'll need some help convincing the rest of the family to let me do it...anyone want to help? :lol:

EDIT: The Internet is a series of cans here in South Carolina...beer cans that is.
TheOneAndOnly
04-07-09, 11:58 AM
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General Lee
04-07-09, 12:12 PM
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I love you. I drank a bottle about that size even quicker once...oh God, the horror. I'll never do that again. I posted the story here once or twice. If you look for it, search for "Metallica", "Jack Daniels". :lol:
LaZeR
04-07-09, 12:21 PM
Seriously man. You are ruining your liver. :|
DiscipleDOC
04-07-09, 12:27 PM
Seriously man. You are ruining your liver. :|

qft

But you're ruining my eyesight with that avatar of yours....

jusssayin.....