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General Lee
02-27-09, 07:43 PM
I have already hit a case of beer + one 6-pack, and I have yet to begin to defile myself. Let's see how far we can ride this strange torpedo. All hands on deck, we bought the ticket, it's time to RIDE!

PS: Post whatever drunken nonsense you can muster here...right here. No, not there, right bloody here!
Qbert
02-27-09, 07:50 PM
How will you weed out the fake drunkards?

I caen pretened I arms drankorz. FAAARk you all!

*Qbert wishes he was drunk right now*

Edit: Gen Lee, I found your forcast bro:

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/4/drunkforcast.jpg
General Lee
02-27-09, 07:54 PM
How will you weed out the fake drunkards?

I caen pretened I arms drankorz. FAAARk you all!

*Qbert wishes he was drunk right now*

I can weed 'em out. I used DiscipleFAP's great powas to install keyloggers on all y'all's rigs. It's only a matter of time until I own all yer pr0n, as well as any personal information you may store on ze hard drive...but really all I want is yer pr0n!

I can already see a lot of good stuff, but a few of you are pretty twisted, judging from the stuff you like to look at! ;)

EDIT: Qbert, nice foreski...ah, forecast. :o
Qbert
02-27-09, 08:11 PM
I can already see a lot of good stuff, but a few of you are pretty twisted, judging from the stuff you like to look at! ;)

Takes one to know one...welcome to the club!!! ;)

EDIT: Qbert, nice foreski...ah, forecast. :o

welcome part 2
jkmetal
02-27-09, 08:14 PM
I have no booze to partake in the festivities :(
bob saget
03-01-09, 05:07 AM
I have no booze to partake in the festivities :(

loser
methimpikehoses
03-01-09, 12:36 PM
Hey! We have a town drunk FTW! (nana2)

(drunk)
Kittyrins
03-01-09, 01:03 PM
Still riding that torpedo?
Redeemed
03-01-09, 01:10 PM
Still riding that torpedo?

He'll either hit rock bottom before he pulls himself up by the boots, dusts his wranglers off, polishes his buckle, and straightens his stetson before pulling himself outta' the ditch he's fallen into- or he'll just hit rock bottom so hard he'll crash right through it and keep falling for eternity.

His call, really. ;) All we can do is encourage and keep the man in prayer. :)
bob saget
03-01-09, 02:27 PM
+1.1
jcrox
03-01-09, 08:26 PM
+1.1
Kittyrins
03-01-09, 09:41 PM
crox, stop following bob like a bad smell.
jcrox
03-01-09, 10:43 PM
crox, stop following bob like a bad smell.

don't pick on bob, not everyone can afford soap.
Noriega
03-01-09, 10:48 PM
I have already hit a case of beer + one 6-pack, and I have yet to begin to defile myself. Let's see how far we can ride this strange torpedo. All hands on deck, we bought the ticket, it's time to RIDE!

PS: Post whatever drunken nonsense you can muster here...right here. No, not there, right bloody here!

How much % does this beer have?
Kittyrins
03-01-09, 11:21 PM
don't pick up bob, not everyone can afford monthly tetanus.

Whatever you say...you're the one with experience there I guess. :P
bob saget
03-02-09, 03:56 AM
why do you guys (and gal) push me away? :(
beagle
03-02-09, 04:03 AM
Whatever you say...you're the one with experience there I guess. :P

Bahahahaha!:D
bob saget
03-02-09, 04:04 AM
:|
jcrox
03-02-09, 09:24 AM
why do you guys (and gal) push me away? :(

because if we don't you begin groping us
bob saget
03-03-09, 04:03 AM
because if we don't you begin groping us

why do you smile when i do it.

I cant handle mixed messages :(
General Lee
03-03-09, 10:48 AM
How much % does this beer have?

It depends on how what I feel like drinking, and what my belly can suffer. Usually it's Natural Ice @ 5.9%, but sometimes I drink Hurricane High Gravity @ 8.1%. Then there's the Jack Daniels and moonshine. I spent this weekend drinking both beer and moonshine. Oh, the misery...

:barf:
jkmetal
03-03-09, 03:18 PM
It depends on how what I feel like drinking, and what my belly can suffer. Usually it's Natural Ice @ 5.9%, but sometimes I drink Hurricane High Gravity @ 8.1%. Then there's the Jack Daniels and moonshine. I spent this weekend drinking both beer and moonshine. Oh, the misery...

:barf:

Natty Ice? Oh gawd, NVNEWS needs a higher class drunkard.
Qbert
03-03-09, 07:09 PM
It depends on how what I feel like drinking, and what my belly can suffer. Usually it's Natural Ice @ 5.9%, but sometimes I drink Hurricane High Gravity @ 8.1%. Then there's the Jack Daniels and moonshine. I spent this weekend drinking both beer and moonshine. Oh, the misery...

:barf:

Please talk to us more about the moonshine. Is is self made or did inbred Jed from down the lane whip it up for ya? How strong? How taste? How hungover (1-10 scale pls)? How long to brew? Can you light it on fire? Can we light you on fire?

The people want to know!

I never have tried but would like to some sometime. Educate me. :D