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jkmetal
03-02-09, 10:23 PM
There has been a epidemic of "pui" aka posting under the influence in recent weeks. Therefore, to contain the, well, drunkenness to one place, for the good of all, I have created this thread.

(No I'm not drunk. Not even on coors.)
Bman212121
03-02-09, 10:30 PM
:drunkfail:
bob saget
03-02-09, 11:09 PM
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jcrox
03-02-09, 11:32 PM
Is general lee home?
bob saget
03-03-09, 04:02 AM
Is general lee home?

no, i checked with my new GPS......
General Lee
03-03-09, 10:59 AM
I'M BACK! I was busy here lately, and had no power due to the snowstorm, we got about 7 inches. Our generator was going strong for a minute, but right as I was about to login, the power went out...the damned generator stopped putting out power. We used the fireplace to keep warm, and we used a propane fish cooker to boil water for the coffee. Heated our food in boilers and aluminum foil in the fireplace.

Stayed D-R-U-N-K the whole damn time, which wasn't easy. I did have to ration a little until the stores opened...they had no power either. My ex called me, her and the kids had no power, and her asthma was acting up, so I had to pick them up in the truck. You can bet your ass I plugged her with snowballs every chance I got. At least my little girl got to play in the snow a lot, and we have a nice big yard to play in.

Went out in the truck, and pulled some cars out of ditches. Made some money, drank some booze. I haven't stopped drinking yet, and I have only been sleeping a couple hours a night here lately. I tell you, this **** is hard work, I should be getting frequent drinking miles for all the revenue the beer and liquor companies are getting from me. Time to get back to work, drink on!
Capt. Picard
03-03-09, 12:03 PM
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click on da button
Tuork
03-03-09, 12:12 PM
About two days late for this thread...
Qbert
03-03-09, 07:16 PM
I plan to drink on Thursday so I am early.