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Qbert
03-06-09, 01:56 PM
Continue the story and let's see where we end up (try to keep it to one line if you can):

Once upon a time there were three little....
General Lee
03-06-09, 02:03 PM
Continue the story and let's see where we end up (try to keep it to one line if you can):

Once upon a time there were three little....

hippies, who found a magical camel that they had to eat to...
jkmetal
03-06-09, 02:08 PM
sober up for the draft board review when suddenly people began screaming and pointing up at the sky
Kittyrins
03-06-09, 02:15 PM
something quite large was hurtling towards them
trivium nate
03-06-09, 02:17 PM
a giant meteor was herdling towards earth iwht teh imprint of obamaz face on it ...
slivski
03-06-09, 02:19 PM
But Chuck Norris deflected it with his chin and
General Lee
03-06-09, 02:25 PM
But Chuck Norris deflected it with his chin and

Oprah sat on him, causing him to
Bman212121
03-06-09, 02:32 PM
roundhouse kick her across the
Qbert
03-06-09, 02:35 PM
saggy bag she calls a vagina, then...
General Lee
03-06-09, 02:37 PM
saggy bag she calls a vagina, then...

she flew across the Atlantic Ocean, and created a huge crater filled with
Kittyrins
03-06-09, 02:49 PM
she flew across the Atlantic Ocean, and created a huge crater filled with

BRAND NEW CARS...which in fact were filled with
jkmetal
03-06-09, 03:07 PM
tax notices from the IRS that threatened to
General Lee
03-06-09, 03:07 PM
tax notices from the IRS that threatened to

audit all the girls working at Hooters unless they
jkmetal
03-06-09, 03:15 PM
audit all the girls working at Hooters unless they

stopped teasing and finally showed us the beewebies when darth vader showed up and
General Lee
03-06-09, 03:22 PM
stopped teasing and finally showed us the beewebies when darth vader showed up and

used the Force to undress the women, whose luscious hooters bounced and
DiscipleDOC
03-06-09, 03:23 PM
used the Force to undress the women, whose luscious hooters bounced and

Knocked out General Lee. He then woke up and found out that he was brutally
General Lee
03-06-09, 03:29 PM
Knocked out General Lee. He then woke up and found out that he was brutally

nippled and sporting a hangover and tiny dents all over his face, causing him to call
Kittyrins
03-06-09, 03:31 PM
LaZeR who deliberately put him in awkward positions with a dead horse and took photos of them...
General Lee
03-06-09, 03:34 PM
LaZeR who deliberately put him in awkward positions with a dead horse and took photos of them...

trying to argue over who the hell let mythy out of his cage after he
DiscipleDOC
03-06-09, 03:37 PM
trying to argue over who the hell let mythy out of his cage after he

got jiggy with Crainger in the infamous bang barn. Crainger then was threatened that if he told anyone, he would

:rofl
Zelda_fan
03-06-09, 03:39 PM
got jiggy with Crainger in the infamous bang barn. Crainger then was threatened that if he told anyone, he would

:rofl

be sodomized by AthlonXP. Crainger then proceeded to
Kittyrins
03-06-09, 03:50 PM
Pay out in secret sexual favours to 'The Secret Three' who nobody could name so this continued on and on
Qbert
03-06-09, 03:52 PM
until DDoc showed up naked at bob saget's sex shack and then
LaZeR
03-06-09, 04:22 PM
until DDoc showed up naked at bob saget's sex shack and then

Kittyrins said, "Oh Noes, I want to see a naked deer having sechs with...
DiscipleDOC
03-06-09, 04:32 PM
Kittyrins said, "Oh Noes, I want to see a naked deer having sechs with...

werewolf2009. She said that the current werewolf needed upgrading to the current